SHAWNOLOGY

I haven't had an emo day for a week now.

But today was it. It's good to be emo once in awhile. Gets you thinking.

I was just taking the MRT(train service) and I enter this cabin.

It was spooky. WOo.

Anyway there was this big gap in the center and everyone was on the two sides of the cabin. IN the center was this really unhealthy looking and angry woman.

She was looking at the empty space behind her and start scolding it. (in hokkien)

"chow chi bai!" (smelly vagina!)

"ta ma de lu jin cha. diam lar"(damn your noisy, shut up!)

This weird banter continued. At first it was just scary. Then I broke into laughter a stops before my destinaiton.

The woman looked at me. I looked back. For 2 damn minutes

Then I reached my stop. That was just plain amusing.

LOL as I was saying, I had an emo day. I wasn;t emo yet though.

I had to walk quite a while home from the train station. There's this lane I have to pass were banks advertise and poor people sell tissue. It is seriously saddening to see them. And no this is not a fake emotion.

Whilst crossing the road to that lane. I heard this really nice song. Never heard it, and I was walking from behinh the singer. She was using the tambourine and I thought:

WTF is such a good voice doing in the streets.

I walked abit more and I turned to look.

*******mother****** She was blind.

I felt so emo. This world is so unfair. This is one of the reasons why I don;t believe someone is in charge of this world/. She had to ask for money. OMG i feel so emo.

I didn't feel good the rest of the day.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Heres a random thing I did to try cheer me up. Doesn;t work.

Seriously my life is getting really boring..............

cuz the Fucking EOY(end of years) is here.
That means the last exams. For the whole year.

Then again i still have about 10 mins everyday on the computer.

So, 2 days ago there was this science thing where groups from my class had to present an element and a compound. (Yes, I know, thats is damn nerdy)

But anyways, there was this group of ppl that presented on water and hydrogen.

And in the true spirit of our class, they had to insult someone. At the end, they said never to waste water, or the poor children in africa may suffer.....

LOL look at my first ever post and find out why that was so damn funny.

And then, at that point of time my chinese teacher walke din and randomly gave out burgers and hotdogs. She gave one to the science teacher.

WTF????

Aw man nothing interesting today...

And no I'm not gonna talk about religion. Actually now I'm a evanglican and i believe dinosaurs and humans co-existed and this world is 6000 years old. And science is the work of the devil and it it raging war upon us!!!

(Lol I always get a kick outta that)

I do have a light, happy side to me though(all my classmates who have read the blog think it's emo)....

See this. Sometimes I feel really happy and I feel like a few good music videos

This video is really corny I mean look at 3:10-3:17. That said the last few notes are legendary.

Heres another favourite:

I like Christina Aguilera. Oh yeh skip until 30 seconds. Theres a boring interlude.

Sometimes I feel emo again:

The video has too many 3D things though

LOL ppl love overreacting....

See,my math teacher is 35 years old, so he has to go for re-service in the army(military training is compulsory in my country and ppl have to go back to the camps every year to stay fit). So we have a new teacher called:

*drums rolls please*

MR WEASLEY YIP
(a.k.a Ugly,Weird Bitch)

(Some bg info before you begin: Theres this pedophile who camps at the KFC near my school and gives this eerie stare to boy(sometimes girls)He's called the bishan gay)

Mr Weasely Yip looks like the bishan gay.

So my friend went to talk to him. And Mr. Yip was friendly, almost overly-friendly and wanted to know his address, his primary school.
This friend went to tell the level head that he thought he was a pedophile.

I know what your thinking.

WTF.

Anyways, the teacher(the level head) asked a few of us whether he was acting weird.(duh no, he was just really friendly)

LOL as if that wasn't enough to write.

Me and a few of my friends had to go to this IRS(individualised research studies) conference. Fucked up, isn't it. Then at the end there was a prize presentation which my school participated in. It was something like best research product? Anyways, my friend is anti-segregation and hierachcial system, except he just says that my school is fucked up. So, he cheer in this way:

"Gold"

"Bronze"(btw that's the worst in this competition as the semi-finals was alreayd conducted)

"Gold"

"Bronze"

Then we got silver HAHAHHA.

Anyways one of the teachers looked back and luckily i was one seat away. He said:

"Which of you wanted us to win Bronze!!!!!!!"

None of us spoke

"Was it you?" he asked the culprit

Guess what he said:

"Maybe it was someone form below?"

At this point the teacher's hands started vibrating! Like a vibrator!!

" YOU THINK I AM A FOOL?" (no, i think you are a cold fuck nut)

LOL he was so pissed off. I mean my friend lied, and the teacher had the right to be angry, but he looked as if he was high on drugs and was trying to mastubate. Seriously.

Overreacting Bitches.

Cheers!

Hi guys! I don't really have anything to say today or any weird experiences. So I'll discuss my favourite topics:
Religion(Yes you heard me)
Bush(yes the short one,in charge of America)

Here, I mean see these videos of smart comedians who make FUCKING SENSE!!!!!

This is one about Bush and the Old testament

This is one about religion

And yes I HAVE something against Bush and Religion. But I don;t have anything against ppl with religions. I just think that its all a fake story to explain life after death, which ALSO doesn't exist.
(Remember, I am an Atheist who is also a believer in Secular humanism)

Todae I burnt a stick of magnesium ammonide(something like that) to make it turn into magnesium oxide in this blinding flash of light. 500 years ago, ppl with religions would say this:

Omg! A miracle! Must read Bible!
(or some sort of variation of that)

P.S. PPL from 1P will understand the previous line.

I take the subject philosophy, and we have this assignment where a group of us are brought out of our classrooms for this discussion, and we are marked upon how well we speak and how much sense and precision we talk with. And they give us taboo topics and country issues. It's one group at a time, so when the teacher is out he lets us see this movie: Helen Keller.

So the thing is that I was needing the toilet, and I just excused myself from the room and went to the toilet.

Anything wrong with that? I don't think so. Seriously, the teacher is away and it won't be disrespectful,right?

I was wrong.

While I was walking back, the teacher was coincidendetally walking back. He called me to come over and so I smiled and waved at him, thinking that the lesson was over(btw I USED to like this teacher). He was like:

"Shawn, why didn't you ask for permission to go out of the class?"

I was astounded

"Huh?"

"You know what you did was wrong and disrespectful.Please don;t do that, you are sneaky out of the class."

"Oh(at this point I get it)! I'm so sorry sir, I didn't know.I'm sorry."

He was seriously, overreacting. I had excused myself and told the friends around me so if the teacher came he would know.

He called me to get in. How was I disrespectful?

WTF was that? I mean does your teacher do that? If it had happened to any other classroom in any other school in any other country, I very sure that wouldn't happen.

I attributed this to one reason: Elitism

See, I really hate the idea of elitism, cuz it screws everything up.

See, I'm in this supposedly elite school and in one of the better classes in my cohort. That is just plain segregation. That is almost like segregating based on colour or religion. Huh, pretty good a representation of my country yes? And you know my school is breeding future leaders????

I think I needa have a change of school, SOON<> or I'll go emo and commit suicide.

P.S I may have another reason why he was angry. Maybe because 3 of his other students were scolded, he just wanted ot vent his anger. I dunno.

P.S.S. One of my other friends it making a blog too(kind of a rip-off don't you think), about HIS life problems go check it out at: thetempleofanubis.blogspot.com

This is great I mean im getting like 5 visitors a day now to my blog.

Usually in my previous blog I got 1. Sometimes none.

I'm quite a good blogger ain't i

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Heres another one of my life experiences

Some ppl may be offended and if you are a devoutly religious christian or buddhist I suggets you leave.

NOW

And me and my good friend bennett(or jeanett) were talking about survivor. I was like.

"Do you where survior is going to next?"

"Oh I know"(he started talking in this weird jeff probst(host of survivor) way)

"We are leaving the tropical setting for.... China"
(I have nothing against china but with all the lead toys, carbonated toothpaste,cardboard buns, low quality items, battery animal farming..., you know I can,t help it"
We started laughing. haha.

I watched the first episode and i swear I will watch more of it.

There was this introduction thing were the contestants were introduced by monks in this 400 year year old temple. Everything was so extoic and made out of gold. It was an epitaph of human achievement.
(sorry bout that but Im a secular human being).

They(the contestants) had to bow in a sign of respect to the buddha statue so that the people of china would welcome them with open arms. ANd believe me it was an important ceremony

Sadly, someone had to show disrespect, cry and say this was sinning and was wrong and stomp off. And show to to the world on tv, just because she believed differently.

She was a christian talk show host. Love your neighbour huh. It was so disrespectful. a bartender was wondered by the sheer size of the temple and showed some form of respect and awe. The monks didn't even make anyone form of retaliation, they just continnued. That is what I call tolerance and respect. If a buddhist walked out of a mass or a important church meeting, the papers would go all over it and create conflict. Some people would go violent

And no I'm not buddhist. Check out the word agnostic on wikipedia . Thats what i am. A agnostic secular human being.

See, I got this comment on my blog on my previous post. Go read it if you haven,t.

Comment more ppl, It gives me more hits to my website and gives me cash from Google Adsense.

I would like to issue a reply. Now, I think that right now instead of going against just me, you are going against the whole of the GEP. WTF is that?

That just shows how close minded you are. That also shows why you are so goddamn ******up.You may think that my views are sad, but what are yours? You are grouping people, segregating them and now you are attackingthem,. You hate me go publish another blog, go against me i don't care! I mean leave me alone. This blog is for emo people who are able to tell that this world is selfish, driven by sex, money and sometimes crazy afganistans.

You think your views are supposedly "better", more correct, but what are they based on? You moral teachings? And oh yeh, stop attacking us GEPers, your doing the same thing the Germans did to the Jews, just because they are a minority.

Oh yeh. Hoping for a reply. Cheers!

P.S. Lol a day after my reply he deleted his post!

This seems to happen everyday

What happens is that a naive asscrack gets bullied or accused of something(not by me)
and if he thinks that he was wronged, he'll get into quite a fight. Most of the time that's what happens and I think that theres nothing wrong with that(I mean a school of hard knoks is better that disciplinary action,shapes up a boy/man better).

Yet, I know of a guy who goes by the nickname of S**rdho-***re(can't say he's quite a tatter tale). I was out of class at a oral comm lesson and when I came back I saw everyone was standing and quiet, like as if Jesus had come(woo).Actually it was just the teacher. Mr. K.Yap

Then when the teacher was gone THAT person (the one I mentioned beforehand) sorta turned weird. He was like...

"My bottle cap"

"What?" I asked

"I told them 3 times They had my bottle cap, they didn't give it back. They pushed me"

(at this moment guess how old this guy is, tell you at the end of the post)

"So?"

" I told them 3 times leh. They threw it around"

At this point he started tearing and cleching his fist, sorta like fits you get when you have dyslexia or tourettes

I turned kinda emo and said:" They are stronger, more in number and MUCH more popular then you. Face it. Accomodate to them"

"Why should I"

"Cuz popular and rich people rule the world" I said in my emo attitude.

He gave me this ghost look at said,"Prepare for salvation".

Wooo. Thats so hurtful.

If someone had taken a bottle cap to just play around with it, would you get angry(yes),tear up(noway),curse them in this weird language from an anime?(lol go **** yourself)

And the truth is that good ppl don't rule the world.Idiots and cheaters(look at bush)
rule the world. He couldn;t face up to THAT?

People love overeacting don't they.(me included)

Nows wheres the number to my anger management councilor

P.S. I know you're think he's about 9 years old. He's 13

My second post. Woo.

Anyways ppl reading should be from my class and we got a new geog tr!!!!

WAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH.

She rocks lar. I mean how often does a teacher say shut the fuck up(twice)

Shes like a new generation teacher. Ands she emo but she doesn't overdo it.

How great is that. Well at least she doesn't talk about africa and the poor children.

Anyway a guy form my class was talking about how horrible my chinese teacher was.

He went transcribing what she said. He found 29 errors.Woo. I wonder if lin si hui actually has a degree or shes just a fake assfat.

Kinda bad news: Mrs Lim will be back 19 oct. Start being politcally correct again!
And no sucking up any more plz(a certain bumsoo)

Sry bout the crap content im in a rush

Wow.

I feel so emo today.ON my first post.

Lets talk about how the poor children in Africa are dying while I'm typing my post.

Lol thats what my friend said to me after I sprayed water all aroung the classroom using my squirt water-bottle.

He actually started crying! Like a baby!" And he was mumbling about Africa lol!
(Too much LIVE EARTH and LIVE AID yeh?)

Guess what he said? "Think of all the poor Children in Africa dying because you're wasting water!"

I continued spraying.

I was like " Bitch,please try stop me."

"You're so stupid" he then said

"Wow what gives you the right to say that"

"I have been through more moral education than you!!!!!"

That brings me to my thought. WTF does moral education have to do with morals? They teach you what society views as correct and don't you think thats just so sad?

And in this capitalism world, who the **** cares about anyone else? After seeing this incident, one of my friends form Korea said this'" You know I think Africa is just there for people to compare so they don't waste things."

Wow. I actually agreed with him.