Tinted Thursday, October 11, 2007
Lol after playing at the arcade, we went to the candy empire(sweets!). The poor vegetarian, always picked on by us for his diet and height. We saw this packet of really tempting smoked beef jerkys(pff). I bought it and it was really nice. I think 2 of us bought the meat. Muahahha the vegemigdet couldn't have anything.
Heartburn! Argh!
We decided to go somewhere after that, whilst going to the MRT, we saw a transexual.
Heartburn! Argh! (not because I can't eat meat, but because I just saw one the other day. Anyway , I really getting used to the higher number of trannies nowdays)
So, after that the softballer said we should go to plaza singapura
(which I still think is a bad idea). We walked around and really saw nothing to do so we decided to have lunch. Where else but the KFC of plaza sing.
We were all kinda broke, cuz of the arcade, previously meal and canday empire.. Being the slightly anti social cheapskate person I am, I knew what was the most value for money stuff to buy.
I choose my fav drink, mountain dew, and found out the swimmer like mountain dew too. We were making jokes and playing with straws like P5 students(yes I know stop looking). My friends took all my drinks so I said'
"yall stop drinking all my shit"
My friend, who was still drinking, luagh and stuff came out his nose.
So we made really lame jokes like
"this is madness!"
"NO, this is KFC!"
hmm.
Then we went to orchard. Yeh nothing interesting there. Then I was going home on the MRT from the orchard station.
At the MRT, I was sitting on the slidy steps(you know those you always fall off) then one of these following personalities came to sit beside me. The person was:
a) A crazy psychotic woman
b) A gay christian with parkinson's
c) A transexual
d) A loud old lady
Com'on guess.
Come on/
*drum rolls please*
I saw ANOTHER FUCKING TRANNIE!!!!!!!!!!
This one, however, was well done. She(I'll call it a she cuz she really looked like a woman and it took me awhile to find out) looked like Jessica Simpsons but her nose was telling, it was a mannish nose.(the one K . Yap or Yao ming has).
On my way home, I saw this HUGE poster saying:
TIAN EN VEGETARIAN CUISINE AND CATERING
Tinted
Todae was a great day...
(B4 I continue this is going to be one narcissist post)
I got to laugh till my drink came up my nose.
SO anyway in the morning it was the last EOY, math and usually a test is realy boring, but this pussyface freak(who is a math geek/gaytit) suddenly made this weird sound during the exam.
"This is insane!" he said in a pseudo british accent
Then the tr told him to shut the fuck up. He didn;t
"ZzzZZzz" He said.
That was so weird and the tr was so pissed off.
SO anyway, after the exam me and a bunch of friends just wanted to go aroung town to kinda celebrate the end of EOYs.
They were me, a softballer, a vegetarian, a fat christian/a swimmer and a vietnamese.
Yeh, interesting huh/ Read on.
So we had to have brunch first, so we headed to J8 and we were deciding on what to
eat. We passed by the famous KFC which the BG(bishan gay/pedophile) hangs out at and when we were walking by it the shop was closed, so guess where the BG was? He was outside and when my vegetarian/migdet firend walked by him and stopped him and asked him where he was going. Then he asked if he needed money.
O.o
The BG is scary. My dumbass friend said yes to the money but then he ran away. How dumb is that?
Anyways we had brunch at the food court. After every1 was settled with food, we started blabbering about our life stories/tragedies. When the swimmer started talking about how screwed up him family was, evry1 started talkingabout their families.
(Btw b4 I continued the vietnamese guy talkes with this tinge in his mouth and he sounds like a car engine)
Then he(the viet) said
"No wonder you guys are like that"
"You family can;t go on like this"
He is so annoying when he preaches. He is a fun guy but he morals are abit naive/lexus-like.
Nevermind him. We got on the train and got to vivocity. On the train, we and the viet started takling about how religion is a waste of time. Yeh! man I dont care if his morals are naive I like that he is atheist.
He is still annoying though. He was talking to the fat christian and told him to slim down. He was in rubgy he couldn;t slim down too much! Then the viet started talking about how developed countries are fatter.
WTF
We got to vivocity, shoped around and headed for the arcade. I was like a crazy korean bitch(not refering to you bumsoo)in the arcade.
We played lotsa shit. My fav game was this shooting game called jurassic park. Me and my friend the vegetarian played and we had to travell and saved some explorers in a volcanic island. (Sounds like shit, I know but it was fun)
There were so many damn dinosaurs coming our way. I was screaming(orgasmically) from the small booth we were in. It seemed weird.
Tinted Sunday, October 7, 2007
I saw a
transexual.
...
Yes I did, and guess where? The fucking Singaporean MRT.
I always see something weird on the MRT.
I don;t know what it is about Singapore. I always see a transexual on the MRT.
See, I was taking the MRT home. When I was near the transit stop, this sheman walked in. I couldn't really tell at first, it looked kinda like Leona Lewis(the singer).
Suddnly, sheman's phone rang and then when it talked, I could tell. It was like someone trying to talk with something in his mouth.\
The person had these really weird Boobs. There were huge, like the size of my head.
Ok as I was saying.I couldn't hear what it was saying but it could'nt have been nice.
Then she got off the same stop as me! Arrgh, it was like a scene from
Walking with Dinosaurs, but scarier!
The incident with the lady was amusing, but this one, plain scary. Fucking Weird too.
Now I understand why Christians dont like transexuals.
Tinted Saturday, October 6, 2007
Tinted Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Yeh. No shit todae.
Cept for the fact that I found out that this particular korean classmate did a blog similar to mine.
FUCKing Copycat. You still owe me 2 dollars
(Im still obliged to show you his/her/it's blog address cuz he did a link to mine:)
http://whyistheworldlikethis.vox.com/
ANd someone stills owes me 70 cents!
ANyways. I really dun have anything to say todae. Visit someday later.......
Oh wait i remember something !
I found this website by some crazy evanglicans, saying that the next pope will be Pope john paul II AGAIN but it will be an impersonation by the devil! LOL
It also says that none will be able to tell and everyone will die...
You will laugh once you see the plain stupidity...
http://www.worldslastchance.com
Tinted Monday, October 1, 2007
Ppl offended by irreligious jokes stay away. Now.
NOW.
Ok, so as i was saying......
I didn't watch the second episodes of survivor china............
And i seriously regret it cuz my friends said it was awesome.
And THAT was because one of the contestants(leslie, the christian talk show host which also walked out of the temple) was having her daily christian fits again.
According to my friends. She woke up the 3rd day and hid in one corner of one of her huts and started saying:
"I need my bible"
"God , please give me support, for I know everything is your will."
"I am breaking down. I need my bible"
"My bible"
"Lord, forgive me"
"Bible"
Then she started crying
She just hid in that corner for a long time until the challenge. And the whole bible thing just continued for like 1 hour.
WTF? What the fuck was that? I mean that wasnt devout anymore, it was just scary and obsessive. I really laughed the whole day thinking about it.
Also, at the immunity challenge, one of the other contestants had to do this climb but her breats flopped out of her bra. It was so damn funny.
I swear i will give a summary every week.