So, we talk about lexus today.

What a surprise. Guan Wen too. Very Shocking, isn't it?

Did I also mention Tangsheng?

Time for another comic AND episode.

~The 2P Saga~

Episode 2: Immaturity

(Theme song: Bite the Dust by Queen,probably the best rock band ever, other than led zeppelin but thats something else)

basically its english lesson, and were doing some summary writing of a narrative on slave trade. Suddenly someone breaks out into a rant, a loud, distinct, recognisable rant. I'm obliged not to say his name by the teacher, but that doesnt change the storyline(much). So Mrs D'cruz is obviously pissed at the noise, so shes asks about it, and who else is in charge of the bull**** noise other than the "new" trio(last years trio was edward wen wei and bennett, they kinda split up, also they were actually fun and sociable and didn't act like assholes, unlike the new trio, but sometimes they went overboard but thats another story). "new" trio = Tangsheng, Guan Wen and Lexus.

They are assholes. That came as a shocker, huh?

I just calculate:

Aspergers X Retardation X Monk = Journey to the West

no im kidding. lets do that again

Aspergers X Retardation X Monk = BULLSHIT

Alright, see the guy that was ranting is this guy whos really socially inept, and Tangsheng, who is this smart ass guy, just goes along making these bad, nonsense jokes.Lexus and Guan Wen, who i will call the abs (aspergers boys) just laught along and tell everyone about it. What do i mean when i say bad jokes?

Remember the primary school jokes about "wo mei you bi ni" which tranlisterated means i dont have a penis, thats the kind of joke. I mean they are SEC 2 for gods sake! and the guy who is kinda slow on these jokes(i wouldnt blame him) , is just a target of their nonsense. I mean, the trio are so weird and have suck low self esteem that they have to insult the guy. Thats my guess , at least. Inferioty complex, i guess. Heres the thing, i pity Guan Wen. That cuzs 1. he has to hang out with lexus and 2. hes really got a genuine problem(unlike lexus and Monk who r just angry at themselves). You see, whenever he gets scolded, like from NGEEKENG or D'cruz, hes grinning but you can see him tearing up, and he anguishing. But thats my guess.

D'cruz(while scolding): So, you guys must really reflect your parents. What do your parents do?

WW and the trio: Blah Blah

D'cruz: Wen wei i think you can leave. You just giggled right? You didn't make fun of him. Its fine

I wouldn't blame you, stuck with these scumbags, life would be hard if i were you

HAha then the funniest stuff she says

D'cruz: So Monk, what isit your parents do?

I was actually listening outside, but i was called in. I just sat down and watched. I must say it could be pulled off well as a drama.

Then she spoke to me, which was scary cuz edward had made a joke outside when we heard her ask monk for his parents education. It went my dads a pimp and my moms a whore. wasnt that funny but she may have heard it, but she went

D'cruz: Shawn, if you write about them , don't write about (the guy) , just about the scumbags(i like that word)

Random Quote: Isn't it!

~ Aileen Chor

I have been enjoying the last few days. Greatly. And if i seem mean, its because i am. Its my character and my blog so get on with it and just read or leave.

So on Friday(yesterday) we had only 4 periods. The 3rd period (the one after recess) was math, occupied by the Great NGEEKENG(aka Mr Ang). Friday had not been going well for NGEEKENG, so he was in a very very bad mood. And Brandon(aka FDumbass that makes sense) was late for NGEEKENG's lesson by 10 minutes(NGEEKENG himself was late by 7).

So Brandon came in with his BFF Yun Ze, who is very quiet and doesnt offend anyone(teacher or student). Btw, NGEEKENG hates Brandon's attitude.

Here comes an idea.......

Taking Chances (Drama title. Cheesy but yeh cant think of anything)

Episode One : ~The Brandon Saga~
(Theme Song for this episode: Taking Chances by Celine Dion)

*Followed by Panaromic shots of the school and 2P classroom*

(NK walks into the class at exactly 11. 42(on my watch). )

NK: Good Morning 2P.

Class: Good morning, sir....

NK: Blah blah blah.... TA, CCT, assignment, some of you have not handed up, i don't like your classroom deco..

(Yunze and Brandon walk into the class, late by 10 minutes)

(NK stares angrily at both of them, esp. Brandon)

NK: Why are both of you all late!!!!!!

B and Y : ......

(Yunze slowly creeps back to seat, unnoticed like some sorta racoon)

B: We went to the ArtsSpace and were held back by the music teacher.

NK: So?

B: So we were late.

NK: Do you know how late you are???? Its already 10.45!!!!

B: Yes, but on Friday recess ends 10 minutes later than usual(RI rule, thing)

NK: Look at the time!!!!. Its already 10.45. Do you know when recess ends? 2P do you know when recess ends?

2P: ..... 1 minute ago? The bell just rang.
(by rights it should be 10 minutes but the teachers knew of the ArtSpace thing going on so they extended it, i think)

NK: No! According to my timetable, it is 10 .35!

(writers comments some of us dont have a damn timetable. NGEEKENG has a change of argument strategy. You know, when NGEEKENG started losing the argument, he started shouting. When brandon was getting shouted at, he kept cool. Whos the angsty emo one now?)

Brandon: But some of us dont have a timetable .

(At this moment, John, Lexus and Wenwei walk in, all from Arts Space. They are just let of but Brandon still gets scolded. WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THAT?)

NK: Why are you giving excuses?
(What you expect him to stand there and get shot by your bullshit?)

B: Yes, because your asking for one from.

NK: The previous one you gave me was not acceptable.
(whats this, cat and mouse?)

B: But the music teachers wanted us to stay to finish the performance. Besides, i can't disregard one teacher for another. All teacher are the same! I respect both you and the music teacher, so I cannot just wlak out on one teacher.

NK: So you mean you can listen to one teacher and disregard my lesson??@!#!$#! What kind of logic is that!!!!!!!!! And do you know you are wasting 5 minutes of my lesson time!!!!

B: No, i just wanted to say that i cant just walk out on the music session because i have to respect both teachers. Besides, if your lesson time is so precious, why are you spending the time to scold me?? (this was the last one for NGEEKENG i think)

NK: Why are you giving EXCUSES! GET OUT!@!#!
(Why? Brandon made a valid point. After all, the ArtsSpace opening concert is quite a schoolwide thing, with the RPA taking part)

(Brandon walks(not stomp or anything) out of the class)

NK(while Brandon is leaving) : i want to meet your parents!!!!!!

Brandon(at the door) : Go Ahead.

You have to imagine the lightning for Brandon's eyes. NGEEKENG just blew up the matter too much.

(lesson continues awkwardly)

(Suddenly boom noises, but they are diregarded)

(Suddenly a 2Q guy comes in and asks for the moniter)

Guy: Wheres Seh Woon!

2P and NGEEKENG: Why?

guy: Mr ang and the monitor just please come out the class.

(I tried going but was stopped. All i got was a glipmse of Brandon sorta having a relapse/violent jerks and kinda foaming at the stairs. I was told it was an asthma attack. Also told the boom noises were Brandon knocking upon something to ask for help. )

~End~

The script is shortened but you get the gist of it. You tell me whos in the wrong. Brandon went abit overboard but thats all. NK was really overreacting.

He needs a councillor. D'cruz, Perhaps?