Ok here is christina aguilera before her pregnancy(about 3 months b4)



here it(or she) is now (9 days after her baby's birth) The natural phenomenon is called engorgement(look that up)



if you cant tell the diff your either gay or really young

heres a quote regarding the music video of Please Don't Stop the Music
from a music critic on rolling stones i think

I knew the girl couldn't pull off the stunts in her "Umbrella" videp, but I didn't know she just cannot dance! She dances like a drunk white girl. The saddest part is if you watch it again you'll see that it seems like the choreographer asked her "What CAN you do?" and her response was one word..."Clap."

ha

OMFG i have found the funniest internet cartoon that does not rely on brainless and gormless violence. It is plainly a dry humor thing and it made me roll in laughter





ok this one is weird

Ok, so i think ive lost all inspiration for writing on this topic, cuz ive got this really bad stomach flu and cold & i just watched a parody that i laughed so hard at i fell off my chair. Marvy, aint it.

I still have to finish it,

so anyway, the second household was even weirder, in that house lived a family with like 5 dogs(btw i dun really like dogs), so we call the mother of that house dog lady and the husband god man(pish, weird)

So they have like 3 children(wow again), and they arent really that weird,s its just the youngest daughter

see, we went to their house ans see was showing me the "mother-dog"(and did i say i dun really like dogs) and i was like "yeh ,ok wuteva"(i didnt say that that would b rude)

So she was like "yeh ,wuteva too" and she went to a nearby table and started playing wit her PSP. NOw what was really rude about this was her posture/self presentation

she was sittin in this doggie style(sry, being rlly crude here) and she was like poking her posterion out!

Hello?! Guest r at your house,also btw(dunno if she was aware, shes 13 already)
thats a really rude thing to do when people r trying to b friendly and all festive.

P.S. I wont deny shes hawt thou. (Whoops got carried away there, nvm, im now just being random)

or heres a parody of hillary clinton and barack obama, whats really smart is that they used the music video of umbrella to parody the candidates



DO NOT WATCH THIS IN A PLACE WIT CONSERVATIVE PEOPLE(INCLUDING YOUR PARENTS)

BTW here are the lyrics

A parody of Rihanna's music video for her song ...
(more)
Added: November 25, 2007
A parody of Rihanna's music video for her song Umbrella, with "Barack Obama" and "Hillary Clinton."

Music Video: Under Barack Obama
(parody of Rihanna's "Umbrella")

CAST
Nicole Parker - Hillary Clinton
Keegan-Michael Key - Barack Obama
-----------------------------

Obama: [rapping] Uh huh! Uh huh! Yo my girl Hillary, former first lady, will she be president? Who knows, maybe. Yo Barack Obama! I'm a black democrat, no I ain't no punk, Hillary's a hot mama. She's got her eyes on the prize, and I'm talking 'bout my junk. Hillary, where you at?

Hillary: I'm in the front. But what I want is a little bit of mandingo love. Bill had Monica, played him like a harmonica. So can I be blamed if I wanna get some strange?

Yes, I am a firm believer of some hardcore jungle fever. He's my boy, I am his girl, hellz yeah we're both down with the swirl! We may have differed on Iraq, but no one's stiffer in the sack. I can't lie - that's why I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

The polls have me in the lead, but your polls the only one I need.

Obama: Girl you're making me really hot, I'm gonna put my ballot in your slot.

Hillary: Pour your chocolate rain on me and I'll make you my VP.

Obama: Gonna put my lovin' on ya.

Hillary: I wanna be under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay, ay, under Barack Obama, bama, bama, bama, ay, ay, ay ay! (less)

Haha happy CNY yall.

Its been a good 3 days since the start of CNY until todae.

See, it was like 8 in the morning and i was awaken by my mother(see, i slept at 3 am watchin shows and dvds, couldnt sleep) and she like "lets go visit our neighbours, since its the 3rd day of the CNY and besides, they gave us stuff on CNY's eve."

So i was pretty angry(hello, 4 hrs of sleep?)but i went anyway.

So I have a bunch of really weird neighbours(I swear)

We had to visit 2 households , cuz well they were the ones that gave us gifts b4 CNY anyway so the first one was helmed by a couple name William and Wendy, with like 3 chlidren, mostly teens, so we walk like 2 meters to their house(oo, how tiring)

Then we say hi, greet each other and like smile and give each other ojs(oranges), blah blah, formalities, you know.

See, william and wendy are a perfectly fine couple(did i say they were liberal christians), but their children r the weirdest tards ive see.

They have 3 children:

Ones already 20. She is ALREADY married, and has a 3 yr old child. (I swear)

one of them is 19, hes in the civil defence, and i think is the most normal one of them 3,

the last one is 16, and never comes out of his room, ive never seem him in 1 year!
he doesnt even go out of the house i think

aww well im tired tell you about the next household tomr

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