LOL ppl love overreacting....
See,my math teacher is 35 years old, so he has to go for re-service in the army(military training is compulsory in my country and ppl have to go back to the camps every year to stay fit). So we have a new teacher called:
*drums rolls please*
MR WEASLEY YIP
(a.k.a Ugly,Weird Bitch)
(Some bg info before you begin: Theres this pedophile who camps at the KFC near my school and gives this eerie stare to boy(sometimes girls)He's called the bishan gay)
Mr Weasely Yip looks like the bishan gay.
So my friend went to talk to him. And Mr. Yip was friendly, almost overly-friendly and wanted to know his address, his primary school.
This friend went to tell the level head that he thought he was a pedophile.
I know what your thinking.
WTF.
Anyways, the teacher(the level head) asked a few of us whether he was acting weird.(duh no, he was just really friendly)
LOL as if that wasn't enough to write.
Me and a few of my friends had to go to this IRS(individualised research studies) conference. Fucked up, isn't it. Then at the end there was a prize presentation which my school participated in. It was something like best research product? Anyways, my friend is anti-segregation and hierachcial system, except he just says that my school is fucked up. So, he cheer in this way:
"Gold"
"Bronze"(btw that's the worst in this competition as the semi-finals was alreayd conducted)
"Gold"
"Bronze"
Then we got silver HAHAHHA.
Anyways one of the teachers looked back and luckily i was one seat away. He said:
"Which of you wanted us to win Bronze!!!!!!!"
None of us spoke
"Was it you?" he asked the culprit
Guess what he said:
"Maybe it was someone form below?"
At this point the teacher's hands started vibrating! Like a vibrator!!
" YOU THINK I AM A FOOL?" (no, i think you are a cold fuck nut)
LOL he was so pissed off. I mean my friend lied, and the teacher had the right to be angry, but he looked as if he was high on drugs and was trying to mastubate. Seriously.
Overreacting Bitches.
Cheers!