So, we talk about lexus today.

What a surprise. Guan Wen too. Very Shocking, isn't it?

Did I also mention Tangsheng?

Time for another comic AND episode.

~The 2P Saga~

Episode 2: Immaturity

(Theme song: Bite the Dust by Queen,probably the best rock band ever, other than led zeppelin but thats something else)

basically its english lesson, and were doing some summary writing of a narrative on slave trade. Suddenly someone breaks out into a rant, a loud, distinct, recognisable rant. I'm obliged not to say his name by the teacher, but that doesnt change the storyline(much). So Mrs D'cruz is obviously pissed at the noise, so shes asks about it, and who else is in charge of the bull**** noise other than the "new" trio(last years trio was edward wen wei and bennett, they kinda split up, also they were actually fun and sociable and didn't act like assholes, unlike the new trio, but sometimes they went overboard but thats another story). "new" trio = Tangsheng, Guan Wen and Lexus.

They are assholes. That came as a shocker, huh?

I just calculate:

Aspergers X Retardation X Monk = Journey to the West

no im kidding. lets do that again

Aspergers X Retardation X Monk = BULLSHIT

Alright, see the guy that was ranting is this guy whos really socially inept, and Tangsheng, who is this smart ass guy, just goes along making these bad, nonsense jokes.Lexus and Guan Wen, who i will call the abs (aspergers boys) just laught along and tell everyone about it. What do i mean when i say bad jokes?

Remember the primary school jokes about "wo mei you bi ni" which tranlisterated means i dont have a penis, thats the kind of joke. I mean they are SEC 2 for gods sake! and the guy who is kinda slow on these jokes(i wouldnt blame him) , is just a target of their nonsense. I mean, the trio are so weird and have suck low self esteem that they have to insult the guy. Thats my guess , at least. Inferioty complex, i guess. Heres the thing, i pity Guan Wen. That cuzs 1. he has to hang out with lexus and 2. hes really got a genuine problem(unlike lexus and Monk who r just angry at themselves). You see, whenever he gets scolded, like from NGEEKENG or D'cruz, hes grinning but you can see him tearing up, and he anguishing. But thats my guess.

D'cruz(while scolding): So, you guys must really reflect your parents. What do your parents do?

WW and the trio: Blah Blah

D'cruz: Wen wei i think you can leave. You just giggled right? You didn't make fun of him. Its fine

I wouldn't blame you, stuck with these scumbags, life would be hard if i were you

HAha then the funniest stuff she says

D'cruz: So Monk, what isit your parents do?

I was actually listening outside, but i was called in. I just sat down and watched. I must say it could be pulled off well as a drama.

Then she spoke to me, which was scary cuz edward had made a joke outside when we heard her ask monk for his parents education. It went my dads a pimp and my moms a whore. wasnt that funny but she may have heard it, but she went

D'cruz: Shawn, if you write about them , don't write about (the guy) , just about the scumbags(i like that word)

Random Quote: Isn't it!

~ Aileen Chor