Yar.

You heard me right.

This is the shit she said



I'm usually not this pissed. Even as a Chinese who cant really read Chinese(the China newspaper is a challenge). I am Pissed.

Alrite Sharon Stone you are a heartless moron.

Heres her logic:

China ain't nice to Tibet
China ain't nice to The Dalai Lama
China deserves the Earthquake

HOLD UP BITCH

Lets see...

Tibet belongs to China,
GETS HUNDREDS OF TOURISTS BOOSTING ECONOMY EVERY SINGLE F**KING YEAR
GETS SOME FORM OF GOVERNMENT, IF NOT THEY WOULD BE A DARN THEOCRACY
(RELIGIOUS GOVERNMENT? WE'VE SEEN WHAT THAT DOES)

What bad is it in there?

And I hate to say this but China deserves alot more pity then the Tibetians

(Althought China should really loosen up on the anti-religion laws)

I mean even the Burmese deserve more credit for surviving decades of Junta oppression, with Genocides of 200k people and total lack of human rights.

The tibetians got 15 years of laxed anti-buddhist laws.

WOW. I mean what are the tibetians? Jihadeers?

Besides, its not the Chinese PEOPLES fault, its the Government's fault.

Oh well.

BUT!I guess Karma does exist.

As we all can see Dior has dropped her as her spokesperson(thats millions a year lol), shes NEVER going back into China (They hold grudges really well), Shes not had a single good movie at any award in nearly a decade, and Modelling? What modelling?

Darn. I haven't got so emo in awhile.

oh well, cheer myself up with some Anti-Religious ranting in the comfort of my bed while reading a book about Divorce, Rape and Death.

Hmm

B4 anything happens, lets get this straight.

Shawn = Not Good Swimmer

AND

Shawn= Aquaphobic

Alrite with that settled I'll get on with my anecdote.

Today was swimming lesson and I went to the beginner's pool....

Again. I just learnt how to swim in P6 and im still not good at it.

And Water, the one thing I am petrified of.

Other phobias r minor.

I hated being submerged.

Alot.

But yes I was swimming and i learnt the backstroke and it was really fun.

Then i try to do it in the big pool

which at the middle and most deepest is 2.4m (?)

i swim

then my right leg cramps (badly)

i try to turn back but instead i flip underwater

3 times and i kick my own face

by now im really running out of air then THANK GOD the lifeguard came

Well all that happened in seconds but it seemed like hours....

If he didnt

in a few minutes you'd be expecting to visit my funeral

and the dumb thing was the whole time i was able to breathe

wretched leg nearly killed me

darn

im glad to be alive

come to think of it this is the 3rd time i should be dead but still live

i was 6 and had pneumonia

1 was 9 and had a car accident (a really bad one, 100 km/h& concussion ring a bell ?)

And now

Hell

Im lucky to be alive (have i said that?)

well in just glad to able to live

I may convert to religion becuase of these emo flashbacks

Ahhh...

Just Glad

Whos been to Starbucks hands up!

*raises hand up*

Alrite whos noticed that their logo is actually a Mermaid with long hair covering her bare chest?

*Silence*

Thought so.

See, Starbuck orginally had the pic above as a logo until they chnged it in 1987 to the one you see now at Starbucks.

And guess whos making a fuss out of it?

a) Sane People
b) North Korean People
c) Atheist people
d) Christian People
e) My Mum
f) All of the above

Well if got this wrong you need to make some radical christian friends. Then you'll know what I mean.

it's D

*Gasps in Eternal Horror*

Arrgh! The moral degradation of society! It burns!



...


Read this article about the issue (its got some tinges of sarcasm in it).

http://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/stories/2008/05/12/daily61.html

Ill just paste some parts on.

Starbucks Corp. has a new more revealing logo of its trademark mermaid. The logo -- which offers a more revealing look at the coffee chain's mermaid symbol and goes with brown instead of green as its color -- is getting mixed reviews from marketing and public relations experts.

A Christian group in San Diego called The Resistance is offended by the new logo and wants consumers to boycott or complain to the the Seattle-based coffee house (NYSE: SBUX).

"Nothing makes me want coffee more than a limber mermaid queen," said Allison Bailin, a PR executive with Phoenix-based HMA Public Relations. (If you didn't get it that was sarcasm)

Well?

I am laughing my ass off.

I thought SOME people(tsk tsk guess who) wouldn't have enough time on their hands with the society degrading, children learning about crack and spreading the Gospel but NO
we have to talk about boobies so small and insignificant that one would only notice it if you stuffed it up your arse!

I guess Starbucks gave up something to talk about. Talk about free advertising huh?

I'm now officially entertained.

Theres is NOTHING as entertaining as a day in 2P. Its friday, math lesson and were supposed to be using tablets(except we didn't even touch them).

Hey, but who cares, were learning graphs, should be easy enough.

Then NGEEKENG starts teach us about y-intercepts and lines and drawing conventions until im asleep.

Then suddenly, Booom! I heard NGEEKENG's soaring voice. Not Mariah Carey soaring, but SHIT CRAZy soaring. it goes(now b4 this bumsoo was caught fiddling around with his tablet,credit goes to JJ, the pseudo-leader, now its double bad):

Theme Songs: "I will always hate your seaweed" By Dean Ang and "My Debates will go on" By Kim Bumsoo(Check out the new playlist)

Mr NgeeKeng : First you don't Hand in forms for a whole week now, you don't do your homework, use the tablet to play , and now you're eating blatantly infront of me in CLASS?!

Mr NgeeKeng: Alrite, call your mother. (Now this is where he could have won a emmy if he was acting)

NK: Hello? Is in Mrs Kim. YOUR SON BUMSOO has been a real PROEM(yes, thats how its spelt according to him) in class. He says he's lost his AR 1, he has not done his homework, his grades are failing recently and just now he was eating a packet of seaweed on his table right in front of my eyes! I hope to see you soon to discuss your son's progress.

(It;s about now that bumsoo starts tearing up. BADLY, crying in fact. I felt guilty pleasure while laughing at him. Blame himself for overworking himself)

he just walks out.

bam the impact.

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