SHAWNOLOGY

So what happened a few days ago was that me & kaicong watched 4 christmases together at AMk hub.

hehe. I laughed my tooth out. And im not kidding i thinking my left front tooth tried to kick away my bottom right tooth when i was choking on all the movie had to offer. That was very funky.

And now my favourite time wasters. This is from tabbies's blog, but i don't think she'll mind.

Dear -someone-,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (_1_).I think I realised it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_). I’m sure you’re (_6_) enough to understand (_7_). I’m returning (_8_) to you, but I’ll keep (_9_) as a memory. You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).(_12_),-Your name-

hehe. here goes nothing. Highlight to see the other optionsZ!!!!!

1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re mean
Other - I’m in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my butt
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétienv
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - IgnoreBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What’s the colour of your undies?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs- Man
O.C.- Emotional
One Tree Hill- Open
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost- High
House- Sly
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news- Scarred
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy- Senile
Top Model- Middle-class
Annat- Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks (how should I describe this? Lets call it the 'after finishing MOI feeling'.)

8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

I have checkered walls... Like a chessboard black and white

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your leg
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other – I’m scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness
Spain - Go drown yourself

Before you go on. Don't ask why i am not wearing undies or a shirt.

Dear Jesus,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re mean.I think I realised it when you smacked my butt at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I’m returning your car to you, but I’ll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I’m scratching my ass as you read this.

Go Milk a Cow,
Shawn

Labels: Bored, friends, hehe, movies, time waster, Tragedy

Yups. it's official. Shawn's blog is dead. What he is trying to do is and some funk into it so it relives. At the moment, however, the blog is dead, so condolensences are much appreciated at the CIA headquarters, where the pitiful blog was electrocuted in a sofa with bits of copper attched to it.
*Bows head in reverance*

Onto today's funeral processions

CRV(Which stands for Cranky Repository Vehicle for those who don't understand)

Dumbshits its a 2 day chalet with half of the former 6/12 + Kimberly, who i remembered as a short girl with didnt like veggies.

Okok it started off great, with random playing cards and teaching everyone(actually just slime and the girls) how to play bridge, taiti, hearts and playing a game of saboteur. Then came the much awaited barbayque.

Then it started to drizzle. Then drip. Then half of Yahweh's bodily reservoir came down upon us like a yellow river. We were trying to get a damn fire started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Making Toolkit includes:
Cow Shit
Charcoal
Butter and all sorts of animal oil
Lighter fluid
Slime, Shawn and Lim Jing blowing at the fire.(details coming)

When the charcoal started to light up, no doubt in thanks to the light fluid brought by commando slime, me and him started to blow. At the fire, lah! we blew and huffed and blew the house down!! Hold on, that strike me as odd. Oh yes, we huffed and we puffed and created a blazing fireball in the middle of a monsoon downpour. I cannot reiterate how proud i, being a outside noob, created a fire in such conditions, along with the allmighty SlimeRambo, ofcourse.

Pah. then came night. Obviously no hanky panky, 6/12 is smarter than that. some ppl watched V for vendetta past midnight while i just slept. i slept for 3 hours then the noise gang raving aobut the movie came and disrupted my sleep. Pah. Then i slept.

I must say the next morning was a very fulfilling time. We walked to the beach, and saw what i thought was a mirage when i was told it was our motherly water selling neighbour. I scorned at that but looked forward to the sunrise anyway. But before that happens, I must say gate climbing is realling a career i'd like to get into. You see, the gate was supposed to open at 6, but we were there and it was locked shut. We got to the decision to climb over it. My being the gymnast i am, got to try first. It was relatively easy. I cannot say the same for clare. My god i was like a scene out of a vampire flick except the vampire was a gate.

Nevermind that. After we figured that the sun was gonna show itself beside a bloody harbour, we decided to take jumpshots, which are like picture of you jumping for glee and apparently falling over. hehe. very bimbo, i thought, then we got to the point where i decided facial tics were fun to do. boy was i wrong. Some will understand me. I hope most won't

Then we went to play cards again. Then came what scared to little shit outta me. Bowling. Seeming suburban and fun, but never done beofre by this guy called Shawn. Suprisingly, he had the best score... of 77. well it was a start and 3 strikes isn't THAT bad right?

Nevermind, the day we invented something so great. The Fonthian counting system. Or was it Fonese. Nevermind. I wont reveal the details. But it does include wumbidil, which is indian for 9, you could have figured it out throught the bloody damn mrt message that keeps saying " wumbidil, wumbidil, wumbidil". And "ululullulululu", which stands for 11. We also tried out the mysterious ticking noise video, which i must say phailed so miserably that i can;t even say its a valiant effort. At least we had fun lol.

Then we watched poto. hehe if you don;t understand. An E6 made my day!!!! I love arias.

The next day i was stumped. I forgot everything that had happened on that day. Anyone fill me in?

I got alot to say to keep this blog breathing . Its getting late. Tmr, maybe?

Labels: Chalet, Fail, Funerals, hehe, Math