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Labels: Bored, Must Watch, piles of homework, Rp

Incomplete. Unwritten. That's what my blog is right now. i can't really be bothered to start linking up people. Firstly considering many of the links I have are dead. And also I've had so much trouble just creating this simple template. The last time i tried removing a section funky colours came out and it looked so messed up. Also, my interests box is unwritten too. Maybe I haven't figured it out So i'll just stick to slow steady progress for this blog. there's so much to say and remind myself about so let's GO.

I forgot to mention Perth '10 in the last post. OMG. I must say Perth wasn't mentioned because those 2 weeks made me feel so at home it didn't feel out of the ordinary. I  mean come on with Friends like YuHui and Sangju,roomies FTW! (sorry la nat didn't feel very bonded with you). I had the time of my life. This is a special shout out to YuHui, god knows how much you've helped me through shit and through the rain. thanks :D

Today:
Well nothing much really happened today. I went to school for some GEP survey which asked me about how RI has helped me. I ended up messing up the form(no more thanks to Bryan, dumbshit). I ended up having to nil my gender. MY GENDER? F*ck you.

Anyway after that i went to work out. I found out that i am surprising weak. HAHA yes but ppl like Changrui asked me how i kept buff being in RP. Okay wait for it.

RUDE. RP IS VEH BUFF ONE KAY.

Okay anyway in Bryan's words. Omg my chest is shot. I cant lift anything. I did like 9 sets for shoulders, 4 sets for chest and 3 sets for abs,back both upper and lower.Yeah but I must say. And this will sound gay. OMG HIS ABS ARE AMAZING. whew. Got that out of my system. Then i went home and bored myself out.


Anyway, i am going ice skating tomorrow. AGAIN? I know right. I plan to be awesomesauce tomorrow. But seriously i've been spending way too much money these few days.

Okay last one up: Plans for the holiday left is to
 For self improvement:
Work out more(ON MY WAY KAY)
Learn how to play the guitar(hard ass)
Learn how to speak Malay)haha ive told myself this for ages)

For school:
Possibly be orgcomm for Student Leaders Comm
Study my notes for the YDSP research attachment
study "O"s OMGOMGOMG

I should be so much more concerned about the "o" levels but i just can't bring myself to do it.

hehe good times.

. note: Sanat wrote an awesome(albeit) rude rap to respond to his mean/bitchy gf. Maybe no one reading this likes rap, but it is really good and well written(in terms of rhythm and flow). I just wanted to say there seems to be this anger against rap generally. I dunno but i do think theres value in it, even when anger is conveyed. :D

And another thing. I thought about my decision not to take lit. Would it have been different? i dunno. I wish I did though.

Labels: blogskins, Bored, friends, Happy, plans

Wheehee.

There's really nothing nicer than to have people who just give.

Really. I mean yesterday my friend's mum bought me a Krumpler bag(the normal one) and his sis bought me a shirt. I looked at the price tag(of the shirt) when i got home and i saw 69.90. yeaouch. Anyways, its all a long story why I got these presents so here goes.

Chronicles of the fair Lady Krumpler and Sir Puma:
Hehe. so what happenened is my friends phails at ss. PHAILS. so he needed a ss file for the retest. this is a really awesome friend, btw. like we both have the same interests in movies and music. now that is RARE considering my weird myriad of tastes. we both like DREAMGIRLS. singing loudly, singing diva songs loudly, disturbing neighbours, and black people. haha. so i went ot his house just to hangout and we like karaoked alot of songs that erm. sorta disturbed the neighbourhood, and we both look like crazy people when we sing. yeah. HAHA

so anyway, his mum borrowed my ss file for him. and erm, also we're really close. i guess. oh yeah and i helped his sis in some drama thing(more in pt.2), and apparently it really helped her. and she takes me like a godchild. so while on the way back to their house.

She said "Shawn ah mai gei ni"
I was like "wut?"
And she was like " bu yong ke qi la. na la na la"

Chronicles of the fair Lady Krumpler and Sir Puma(pt.2):
So his sister is like vp of the hcjc drama club(AWESUM). and so they have yearly camps where that have secondary school participants and they need to send invites everyyear. they usually have 30 participants. they had 14. so a week before she asked me to muster as many ri boys as i could, so i enlisted rp(GO RP) and some random ppl that my juniors knew. tada! out came 8(or 9?) boys and the attendace shot up by erm. eh. i cant do math. but alot %. Luckily there were alot of chij girls, or the gender ratio would have been weird. and his sis said that RGS(looking at you,clare) participates every year, but this year, in her own words "they have some stupid artsfest thing". I agreed with her. the camp was awesome and those rgs girls sure missed out on alot. So they she was like thank god for you peeps, or else there would have been more facilitators than partipants. and so she bought me the shirt and told her mum, who in turn bought me the bag. yeaouch. anyways, their awesome people, with alot of cash.

~the end~

time to talk about the rest of life. which is erm.








.wait for it.









NOTHING. D:


Well actually no. Went to JJ's house on like the 17th, dont rmbr exactly when but i played rock band for the first time, with bryan. it was before bryan was gonna leave for franch for 5 weeks. (JEALOUS MUCH) anyway they both have the game at home. so i was the noob. and i cant really do much but Sing. (YESH I CAN SING CLAR) so i sang like 7 diff. songs I HAD NEVER HEARD BEFORE all about 70 percent score but had a song i was really good at 97% erm. i think its by fall out boy? dead on arrival or something. anyways rock aint my music. i mean look above for lady gaga.


I SWEAR, i really hate the songs in that game, but hey, music is music,and i got 97%. awesome right! and i dont even know the songs. then they wanted to sing some rock song that i didnt know. surprise surprise! you;re not gonna find a nine inch nails or KISS fan here. so i started drumming. on easy mode. and i failed twice. but hey, im learning. always am. never did try out guitar. we ended up stopping and the day became boring as we debated on what movie to watch. sadly. bryan wanted american pie and jj wanted something touching. i couldnt be bothered so i tried karaokeparty, but failed since there was no mic. and then we ended up wqsting time and then dinner with pizza wathcing death race. and then they playing fifa xbox soccer. buh, while i went up to househunt and all my other facebook apps. i came down and palyed 2 games and i'm never playing fifa xbox again. they even named a move after me.

Shawn. defn: the kick the ball out after a few successive kicks.
defn2: shoot at the audience

So yeah. and then bryan lost really badly with erm a penalty shot. and they started wrestling. its fun to see kids fight. anyway after 15 rounds they decided it was a tied, but i still think jj won. fun stuff. then i went home, driving bryan to the mrt with me as well.

okay erm. i really think thats about all that happened since the holidays, other than camp react, but i think camp react should be said through pictures so thats in "videos of shawn" on facebook. haha. like 5 minutes of montage. likea 50000 word essay.

oh and yeah. my sec4 year WILL be a blast for RP. i will ensure it.

Labels: Bored, friends, Happy, hehe, long post, plans, wasting time

Eh, I originally wanted to write this blogpost to explain to ayj abuut what he tot sounded like stalking. so here goes:

okay. see theres an rgs show called aparallel. so i was gonna watch it on wednesday, so i got my friend zhiyuan to order it form his friend sarah tan(i think). so i found out clare was watching it too and told her im watching on wednesday, and clare sorta tried to get wed tixs. then zhiyuan told me there werent anymore tixs on wed and so i had to settle for tues, and i told clare this and she changed hers back to tues. AND then my friend friking told me actually theres still tixs left and he took the liberty to order them for me and i wanted to tell this to clare but clare wanred me against that since it has already caused her alot of trouble to keep switching days for the tixs, so that really pissed her off, and ya thats why i called you ayj.. there.

Wokay. now that that sagas' over. really into electro pop nowadays since it gets you into like a party mode. eg, tik tok by kesha and patron tequilla by paradiso girls.

hmm, really looking forward to eoy results, dunno why. also. how am i suppoed to wish mrs simon happy bday? and..... clare its clement's ccamates i think, not his classmates,

Labels: Bored, Fail, friends, guilty

OMG GOSH EXAM ARR OVER.

*Does weird crunk dance, the sort you see in the 80s videos that doesn't really look like dancing, but more like arms and legs in particularly pattern-like movement, like what the Zohan dances like, you know that sort of dancing*

*Cools Down*

*you might see so many typos that you'll think that i'm insane, but I am, SO GET USED TO IT*

*does the pop'n'lock dance wildly. wiki/google that*

Phew. Alrite. Now that i'm sane, or less insane than my usual self, let me chronicle my life thus far in this harrowing eoy period. *pauses*

LIFE HAS BEEN AWESOME.

Yup, contrary to what most people would feel, life in Boarding gives the EOY period a new freshness, I guess. I mean how often do you actually have the discipline to sit down and do 400 marks worth of math? Only when eveyrone around you is doing that same. And how often can you just pop by to your neighbours room and sit down and eat cup noodles(free.btw) and study bio, or teach them chem(rhymes). ITS FRIKING AWESOME. Anyway, i've got one week left in boarding, i've got an awesome/weird roomie(no not awesomely weird) and hes got similar views with me on life and all and we can tlak about stuff, AND he's in a external chinese drama club, and how cool is that! So i'll be missing him once boarding life is over, and altho we'll meet in school it'll be different as friends nia. ROOMIES FTW! And erm everytihng boarding ghas with it as well. Really missing the lifestlye soon even thou i have like 1.5 weeks of boaridng left.

Right, now to talk about other stuff. Those from SHPS, ya'll know Sanat? The 6/9 dude? No?

*silence*

Okay anyways he was my classmate in p3 and we always compared abt who was funnier and all, and I guess he is now, but after I left for GEP never tot I would see ihm again but we're in the SAME FRIKING CLASS NOW, and hes so lame lunch with him is truly awesome. Although I am still smarter than him I mean 3.65> 3.2-3.3 right? Anyways, never tot and it truly been a great surprise to meet him again. Sanat most probably will never read this but if your seeing this, you're a great friend!

Right. about yesterday. I was STARING at clare on the train and my ri friends tot I was looking her up(wtf, classmates?!) and I kinda looked like a pervert. but anyway, it took clare a total number of 6 stops before she was like SHAWN! SORRYX10. I was kinda amused. And we didnt talk , since ti would be awkward for the 2 groups of friends. Really wanted to walk over and ask u where mg is today, and what to do since our exams are over(take that AYJ) at mg, and I DONT HAVE CARDS, but my immature friends were teasing me. GROW UP CLASS MATES. Buh if you're thinking why i was on the train with them in the first place, it's because there the only ppl in my class to live in the east.

And about MG. CLAR YOU HAVE to show me the fonnian lore, I keep hearing about and it already sounds like such a deep unirverse with so much to explore! I heard i got a tribe names after my barbequing expertise. hmm. waiting for that. And there so much to it I HAVE TO READ/SEE IT!

And about after exams plans I HAVE NOT IDEA WHAT IMA GONNA DO? Im thinking of finding a job, learning a new language, getitng fitter, learn a new skill and slack. COME ON 6.12/3c/RP give me ideas and things to do!

hmm. about RP. I really wonder whats gonna happen next year. I can only hope and wish.

ps. Bryan seethor are you happy now that I;ve given you Sb+ for your bday! HUH? HUH? gah why am i so nice to you

Labels: birthdays, Bored, end of eoys, Fail, friends, good news, guilty, Happy, hehe, long post, Must Watch, plans, wasting time

POOP Review

The play, POOP, staged by the Finger Players, is easily one of the best plays I've watched. This is by no means a sweeping statement, since almost every aspect of the play, in my opinion at least, was good. POOP tells a story of how a family copes at first with the death of the sole breadwinner, the father(played by Julius Foo) and then the death of the child(played by Jean Ng).

The script itself was average and it was the weakest point of the play. Although the genre of the play was “dark comedy”, I felt that the inclusion of some jokes were unnecessary, and it was although the only point of the jokes was to break the enormous tension that the actors had and the audience was feeling. One example would be when the child was hallucinating about the ghosts outside the MRT, and one of the ghost said," Jesus said I could be Mother Mary's tampons!". The audience stilled laughed since it was a welcome break of tension, but it was quite a forced insertion of the joke.

The script's theme was that of how death could bring a family together. I felt that the theme had been already well explored in many other pieces of art, and that both the context and theme were both slightly unoriginal. However, every other aspect of the play brought the play to a whole new professional level. Which brings me to comment on my next point, the staging and directing.

Although Director Playwright Chong Tze Chien had slight weaknesses in his script, his directing was simply sublime. His staging was amazing; he managed to use the depth of the stage to bring out his usage of puppetry, to show the conflict between the Mother and Grandmother(especially in the underground tunnel scene, were the child is forced to follow one or the other). He managed to using the wonderful space to show the anger in the child when she was forced to draw a family photo. He managed to use perceptions of size to make the child's character more believable. He managed to use puppetry to show the beautiful relationship between daughter and father. His use of props was masterful. I could go on, but my fingers are tired. However, it wasn't a one-man show; his lights manager, puppeteer, sound manager, stage manager, production manager and publicity crew were important too, so kudos to them too.

However, I felt that what really made the audience cry was not the script, but it was the actors. All of the actors didn't just portray the role, they WERE the role. All of the actors were so in their role and as an audience so physically close to them, I could not help but feel the grief and emotion of all the actors. Janice Koh was sublime in her portrayal of a deeply hurt wife. She tries so deeply to be the sole pillar of sanity in the family, but the grandmother's constant blabbering to her granddaughter about how the father is just disappeared, like poop, really brings her to her knees as the mother(Janice) didn't want to remember anything of that dreaded husband of hers anymore, who was so selfish as to let go of his life for happiness and leave his family behind. Same for Neo Swee Lin, whose portrayal as a grandmother humiliation by her son's suicide, but yet tries to keep the whole family together. Julius Foo, as a man unhappy who just leaves his family, his connection with his daughter is really touching. Jean Ng, as a confused girl, was so naive and innocent I couldn't help to feel sorry for her. Each actor's dedication, training and passion shone through in their acting. Their stage presence and energy was so strong I didn't feel the need to check the time, wipe away my tears or even move. I just watched this wonderful piece of theatre come to life. At the end, when the Grandmother and Mother both embrace each other and finally accept death and move on, something deep inside me felt warm and growled in agreement. And no, I wasn't hungry.

Labels: Bored, friends, long post, piles of homework, Rp, wasting time

Taken from...
Clar/Clare/Fon and AYJ (btw will be very to what has been said)

Labels: Bored, Chalet, friends, Happy, time waster, wasting time

1: Besides your lips , where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
what kinda question is this? ive only been kissed on the cheek, and it's great to be loved, esp. during valentines so i guess cheeks would b the answer.

2: How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
Very dry and my nasal cavity was totally blocked.

3: Who was the last person you took a photo with?
Hmm i guess it would be mariah carey. wait hold on that was in my dreams so i guess it would be a family photo a few weeks ago lol.

4: Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
No. But i can be a real ***tard sometimes

5: Would you ever donate blood?
I guess. But depends on how drunk i was and how much i felt indebted to the world.

6: Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
... Yes

7: Do you want someone dead?
Now? Yes. But its dormant so i guess it not much of a threat to whoever is reading this.

8:What does your last text message say?
Happy 13th of friday and valentines eve. :/. Wait i just got one while typing this: remember that there is SYF training for RP tmrw!!! (darn)

9:What are you thinking of right now?
whether i'll get my YDSP scholarship and how bored i am to actually do this.

10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?
Yes.

11: What time did you go to sleep last night?
11.30~~++

12: Where did you buy the T-shirt you are wearing now ?
I got it as a handmedown from my neighbour lol. it's really tight

13: Is someone on your mind right now?
erm. what kinda question is this again? yes i guess

14: Who was the last person to text you?
zac teo saying to come to training tmrw lol.

10 PEOPLE TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ(IDK if theyve already done since this is very late) :
1.Kai Cong(update more lor, what happened to the drama you always talked about last time?)
2. Kelson(get your blog up again plz)
3. Bum :) (you may have done so many that i think you've done this)
4. Tabby i guess?
5. Clar
6. hmm Joshua Ttc if you have a blog
7. Maybelle if you have a blog
8. Ryan (but your blog is dead so w/e)
9. Yi Ming, if you update anymore
10. Clare if you havent done it

15: Who is 2 having a relationship with? (kelson)
hmm. =) nope can't figure it out

16: Is 3 a male or a female? (bum)
korean & kinky. totally different catergorisically and hard to decide as well. see his candid fb photos to see what i mean =*)

17: If 7 and 10 get together will that be a good thing?(maybelle and clare)
As friends, yes. As anything else, nu huh

18: What is Number 1 studying about? (Kaicong)
Now? I guess he's sick so get well soon but most probably geog or math or sumthing

19: When was the last time you had a chat with them?
i think all within 1 month

20: Is Number 4 single? (tabby)
hm. IDK. ^^

21: Say something about Number 2. (Kelson)
hes. very bookwormy and also more imptantly malaysian

22: What do you think about Number 3 and 6 being together?(bum and joshua)
No way.

23: Describe Number 9.
He's very nice but so temperamental

24: What will you do if Number 6 and 7 fight? (Joshuat and maybelle)
erm. i have no idea.

25: Do you like Number 8? (Ryan)
as a friend yes.


1) Name a friend from A-Z
A-Ayj
B- Bum
C- Clare
D- duggal
E- edward(foo or tan)
F- Fonny
G-greg antono
H- Hafeez? we're classmates but idk
I- Irvin
J-Jia Jin
K-Kimberly
L-Lim
M-Mush
N-Nick Neo
O-Ong Junlin(cousin lol)
P- does poh simon count
Q- does quek theophilus count
R- Richard
S- Sanat. S people are rare
T- Tabby
U- wow. Really hard
V-Viet!
W-Wei Peng
X- X?? who in the world? wait hold on Xie wan yu(fiona xie lol)
Y- hmm. LEMME THINk. Yahweh?
Z- yiZhuan

2) Can R&S be together in a boygirl relationship?
no fking way

3) How is L related to you?
6/12 ^.^

4) Does Y know Z?
yup. he's god

5) If C betrays you, will you kill Him/Her?
most probably not, but if its something the magnitude of worldwide disaster i may consider.

6) If K steals your boyfriend/girlfriend, what will you do?
Hmm. Nah not possible

7) What if B tells you that he/she has a crush on you?
Hehe. Very funny. Hes on an abstinence period AND maybe already has some1

8) Will you and M get into a fight?
A bitchfight maybe

9) Who does R have a crush on?
hmm. not the type. Lady gaga i guess

10) If G call you a bitch, what will you do?
Erm. Call him back?

11) What's the relationship between you and E?
Good friends

12) Who is I's best friend?
the 2M people

13) Who does Z likes?
Me ^.^

14) What color does Y likes?
how am i supposed to know what god likes.

15) Where does G lives?
I have no idea. I guess in the middle of sg thats all i can guess out.

16) Did you and C had a fight before?
Minor tension thats all. No fights

17) Who is H's Best Friend?
I think Fadhli

18) What can you say about T?
Her emo post on her blog really scared me

19) What if W tells you that he/she has a crush on you?
Thats impossible.

20) Tag 10 People to do this Quiz Done.

Labels: Bored, friends, good news, hehe, Rp, time waster, Tragedy, WTF

So what happened a few days ago was that me & kaicong watched 4 christmases together at AMk hub.

hehe. I laughed my tooth out. And im not kidding i thinking my left front tooth tried to kick away my bottom right tooth when i was choking on all the movie had to offer. That was very funky.

And now my favourite time wasters. This is from tabbies's blog, but i don't think she'll mind.

Dear -someone-,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (_1_).I think I realised it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_). I’m sure you’re (_6_) enough to understand (_7_). I’m returning (_8_) to you, but I’ll keep (_9_) as a memory. You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).(_12_),-Your name-

hehe. here goes nothing. Highlight to see the other optionsZ!!!!!

1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re mean
Other - I’m in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my butt
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétienv
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - IgnoreBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What’s the colour of your undies?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs- Man
O.C.- Emotional
One Tree Hill- Open
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost- High
House- Sly
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news- Scarred
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy- Senile
Top Model- Middle-class
Annat- Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks (how should I describe this? Lets call it the 'after finishing MOI feeling'.)

8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

I have checkered walls... Like a chessboard black and white

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your leg
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other – I’m scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness
Spain - Go drown yourself

Before you go on. Don't ask why i am not wearing undies or a shirt.

Dear Jesus,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re mean.I think I realised it when you smacked my butt at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I’m returning your car to you, but I’ll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I’m scratching my ass as you read this.

Go Milk a Cow,
Shawn

Labels: Bored, friends, hehe, movies, time waster, Tragedy

Welcome to SHAWN'S blog.
It's alright if you don't know me time will tell if you should.
612/Twelvian
Green-tinted
2P'08
4C'08
RP'10/Proud of it
Dramafest-ing since forever
yellow-plated

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Hello i am S_H_A_W_N T_A_N
You should know me

I'm a different person everywhere.
At least you should know i love to
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