Tinted Thursday, April 23, 2009
Oh you have no idea how much this song is helping me to cope.
Tinted Friday, April 3, 2009
I don't Know. (heyhey line from the play. nvm. sorry)
I've been feeling all so empty after my SYF, since it took up my time and was basically the reason i looked forward to school. Halfway thru the first period in class, I would think of rehearsals. During recess, i would look forward to rehearsals. basically, school was a time filler. Other cca friend felt syf was a pain and torture, but this production with rp was REALLY fun. it became like Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), or cannbis haha, some addictive drug. Now is the cold turkey period i guess.
Now that its over, theres NOTHING to look forward to. Life is back into a routine, and my post production blues are increasing exponentially.
Some people feel the worst effects of it immediately on the day after their play, but i dont.
Mine increases to a tipping point and i turn really sad. like i would b really sensitive and down. and unmotivated. Haha but i'll grow out of it! And be happy.
Right? Haiz. At least i found my true calling. Go RP!
Now that i got THAT out. Yey MGs. I've seen,heard and read so much about your adventures. Haha i bet fonny is the creator of like 90% of them all. What do yall study?
And its been so long since i've chatted with 6/12... Aha i still rmbr my weird jumpshot facial reactions with yall.
P.S. Good Luck Greg for your DI tmrw!
I've been feeling all so empty after my SYF, since it took up my time and was basically the reason i looked forward to school. Halfway thru the first period in class, I would think of rehearsals. During recess, i would look forward to rehearsals. basically, school was a time filler. Other cca friend felt syf was a pain and torture, but this production with rp was REALLY fun. it became like Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), or cannbis haha, some addictive drug. Now is the cold turkey period i guess.
Now that its over, theres NOTHING to look forward to. Life is back into a routine, and my post production blues are increasing exponentially.
Some people feel the worst effects of it immediately on the day after their play, but i dont.
Mine increases to a tipping point and i turn really sad. like i would b really sensitive and down. and unmotivated. Haha but i'll grow out of it! And be happy.
Right? Haiz. At least i found my true calling. Go RP!
Now that i got THAT out. Yey MGs. I've seen,heard and read so much about your adventures. Haha i bet fonny is the creator of like 90% of them all. What do yall study?
And its been so long since i've chatted with 6/12... Aha i still rmbr my weird jumpshot facial reactions with yall.
P.S. Good Luck Greg for your DI tmrw!
Labels: Fail, friends, good news, NOT happy, Rp, Tragedy, wasting time
Tinted Sunday, February 22, 2009
I'm still watching the oscars. Why am I watching the damn oscars? I still have so much hw.
I'm just gonna use this blog as a to-do list.
What I've done(hehe linking park pun):
1.Physics wrksht exercise 5
2.chem diff. assignment on atomic structure
3.chem assignment on Ionisation energy(subshell)
4.Bio e-learning on DNA tech application
5.read stuff on obAMa
Unfinished business
1. wrksht and classnotes 4 on wave properties.
2.ss e-learning
3.hist e-learning
4.english narrative/e-learning(must finish by today!!!)
5.math e-learning
6.chem e-learning
7.Chinese elearning(ESSAY AHH DEATH)
BEYONCE WAS GREAT AT THE OSCARS OMFG SHES THE DIVA!
I'm just gonna use this blog as a to-do list.
What I've done(hehe linking park pun):
1.Physics wrksht exercise 5
2.chem diff. assignment on atomic structure
3.chem assignment on Ionisation energy(subshell)
4.Bio e-learning on DNA tech application
5.read stuff on obAMa
Unfinished business
1. wrksht and classnotes 4 on wave properties.
2.ss e-learning
3.hist e-learning
4.english narrative/e-learning(must finish by today!!!)
5.math e-learning
6.chem e-learning
7.Chinese elearning(ESSAY AHH DEATH)
BEYONCE WAS GREAT AT THE OSCARS OMFG SHES THE DIVA!
Labels: BEYONCE, Math, movies, Must Watch, oscars, piles of homework, plans, Tragedy, wasting time
Tinted
I've been very angry at life these few days. For example, last night while falling asleep i noticed how few good friends I had. And then i also realised how little i fit in anywhere.
Then it occured to me. I wanted to be different. It has been a goal in life. It has worked until you told yourself you should try to fit in. And then it all came tumbling down. Be yourself, you two faced bitch. Don't you get it? Everytime you try, you fall deeper!
GOD I'M RANTING TO MYSELF! ARRRGHHH
Tinted Friday, February 13, 2009
1: Besides your lips , where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
what kinda question is this? ive only been kissed on the cheek, and it's great to be loved, esp. during valentines so i guess cheeks would b the answer.
2: How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
Very dry and my nasal cavity was totally blocked.
3: Who was the last person you took a photo with?
Hmm i guess it would be mariah carey. wait hold on that was in my dreams so i guess it would be a family photo a few weeks ago lol.
4: Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
No. But i can be a real ***tard sometimes
5: Would you ever donate blood?
I guess. But depends on how drunk i was and how much i felt indebted to the world.
6: Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
... Yes
7: Do you want someone dead?
Now? Yes. But its dormant so i guess it not much of a threat to whoever is reading this.
8:What does your last text message say?
Happy 13th of friday and valentines eve. :/. Wait i just got one while typing this: remember that there is SYF training for RP tmrw!!! (darn)
9:What are you thinking of right now?
whether i'll get my YDSP scholarship and how bored i am to actually do this.
10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?
Yes.
11: What time did you go to sleep last night?
11.30~~++
12: Where did you buy the T-shirt you are wearing now ?
I got it as a handmedown from my neighbour lol. it's really tight
13: Is someone on your mind right now?
erm. what kinda question is this again? yes i guess
14: Who was the last person to text you?
zac teo saying to come to training tmrw lol.
10 PEOPLE TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ(IDK if theyve already done since this is very late) :
1.Kai Cong(update more lor, what happened to the drama you always talked about last time?)
2. Kelson(get your blog up again plz)
3. Bum :) (you may have done so many that i think you've done this)
4. Tabby i guess?
5. Clar
6. hmm Joshua Ttc if you have a blog
7. Maybelle if you have a blog
8. Ryan (but your blog is dead so w/e)
9. Yi Ming, if you update anymore
10. Clare if you havent done it
15: Who is 2 having a relationship with? (kelson)
hmm. =) nope can't figure it out
16: Is 3 a male or a female? (bum)
korean & kinky. totally different catergorisically and hard to decide as well. see his candid fb photos to see what i mean =*)
17: If 7 and 10 get together will that be a good thing?(maybelle and clare)
As friends, yes. As anything else, nu huh
18: What is Number 1 studying about? (Kaicong)
Now? I guess he's sick so get well soon but most probably geog or math or sumthing
19: When was the last time you had a chat with them?
i think all within 1 month
20: Is Number 4 single? (tabby)
hm. IDK. ^^
21: Say something about Number 2. (Kelson)
hes. very bookwormy and also more imptantly malaysian
22: What do you think about Number 3 and 6 being together?(bum and joshua)
No way.
23: Describe Number 9.
He's very nice but so temperamental
24: What will you do if Number 6 and 7 fight? (Joshuat and maybelle)
erm. i have no idea.
25: Do you like Number 8? (Ryan)
as a friend yes.
1) Name a friend from A-Z
A-Ayj
B- Bum
C- Clare
D- duggal
E- edward(foo or tan)
F- Fonny
G-greg antono
H- Hafeez? we're classmates but idk
I- Irvin
J-Jia Jin
K-Kimberly
L-Lim
M-Mush
N-Nick Neo
O-Ong Junlin(cousin lol)
P- does poh simon count
Q- does quek theophilus count
R- Richard
S- Sanat. S people are rare
T- Tabby
U- wow. Really hard
V-Viet!
W-Wei Peng
X- X?? who in the world? wait hold on Xie wan yu(fiona xie lol)
Y- hmm. LEMME THINk. Yahweh?
Z- yiZhuan
2) Can R&S be together in a boygirl relationship?
no fking way
3) How is L related to you?
6/12 ^.^
4) Does Y know Z?
yup. he's god
5) If C betrays you, will you kill Him/Her?
most probably not, but if its something the magnitude of worldwide disaster i may consider.
6) If K steals your boyfriend/girlfriend, what will you do?
Hmm. Nah not possible
7) What if B tells you that he/she has a crush on you?
Hehe. Very funny. Hes on an abstinence period AND maybe already has some1
8) Will you and M get into a fight?
A bitchfight maybe
9) Who does R have a crush on?
hmm. not the type. Lady gaga i guess
10) If G call you a bitch, what will you do?
Erm. Call him back?
11) What's the relationship between you and E?
Good friends
12) Who is I's best friend?
the 2M people
13) Who does Z likes?
Me ^.^
14) What color does Y likes?
how am i supposed to know what god likes.
15) Where does G lives?
I have no idea. I guess in the middle of sg thats all i can guess out.
16) Did you and C had a fight before?
Minor tension thats all. No fights
17) Who is H's Best Friend?
I think Fadhli
18) What can you say about T?
Her emo post on her blog really scared me
19) What if W tells you that he/she has a crush on you?
Thats impossible.
20) Tag 10 People to do this Quiz Done.
what kinda question is this? ive only been kissed on the cheek, and it's great to be loved, esp. during valentines so i guess cheeks would b the answer.
2: How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
Very dry and my nasal cavity was totally blocked.
3: Who was the last person you took a photo with?
Hmm i guess it would be mariah carey. wait hold on that was in my dreams so i guess it would be a family photo a few weeks ago lol.
4: Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
No. But i can be a real ***tard sometimes
5: Would you ever donate blood?
I guess. But depends on how drunk i was and how much i felt indebted to the world.
6: Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
... Yes
7: Do you want someone dead?
Now? Yes. But its dormant so i guess it not much of a threat to whoever is reading this.
8:What does your last text message say?
Happy 13th of friday and valentines eve. :/. Wait i just got one while typing this: remember that there is SYF training for RP tmrw!!! (darn)
9:What are you thinking of right now?
whether i'll get my YDSP scholarship and how bored i am to actually do this.
10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?
Yes.
11: What time did you go to sleep last night?
11.30~~++
12: Where did you buy the T-shirt you are wearing now ?
I got it as a handmedown from my neighbour lol. it's really tight
13: Is someone on your mind right now?
erm. what kinda question is this again? yes i guess
14: Who was the last person to text you?
zac teo saying to come to training tmrw lol.
10 PEOPLE TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ(IDK if theyve already done since this is very late) :
1.Kai Cong(update more lor, what happened to the drama you always talked about last time?)
2. Kelson(get your blog up again plz)
3. Bum :) (you may have done so many that i think you've done this)
4. Tabby i guess?
5. Clar
6. hmm Joshua Ttc if you have a blog
7. Maybelle if you have a blog
8. Ryan (but your blog is dead so w/e)
9. Yi Ming, if you update anymore
10. Clare if you havent done it
15: Who is 2 having a relationship with? (kelson)
hmm. =) nope can't figure it out
16: Is 3 a male or a female? (bum)
korean & kinky. totally different catergorisically and hard to decide as well. see his candid fb photos to see what i mean =*)
17: If 7 and 10 get together will that be a good thing?(maybelle and clare)
As friends, yes. As anything else, nu huh
18: What is Number 1 studying about? (Kaicong)
Now? I guess he's sick so get well soon but most probably geog or math or sumthing
19: When was the last time you had a chat with them?
i think all within 1 month
20: Is Number 4 single? (tabby)
hm. IDK. ^^
21: Say something about Number 2. (Kelson)
hes. very bookwormy and also more imptantly malaysian
22: What do you think about Number 3 and 6 being together?(bum and joshua)
No way.
23: Describe Number 9.
He's very nice but so temperamental
24: What will you do if Number 6 and 7 fight? (Joshuat and maybelle)
erm. i have no idea.
25: Do you like Number 8? (Ryan)
as a friend yes.
1) Name a friend from A-Z
A-Ayj
B- Bum
C- Clare
D- duggal
E- edward(foo or tan)
F- Fonny
G-greg antono
H- Hafeez? we're classmates but idk
I- Irvin
J-Jia Jin
K-Kimberly
L-Lim
M-Mush
N-Nick Neo
O-Ong Junlin(cousin lol)
P- does poh simon count
Q- does quek theophilus count
R- Richard
S- Sanat. S people are rare
T- Tabby
U- wow. Really hard
V-Viet!
W-Wei Peng
X- X?? who in the world? wait hold on Xie wan yu(fiona xie lol)
Y- hmm. LEMME THINk. Yahweh?
Z- yiZhuan
2) Can R&S be together in a boygirl relationship?
no fking way
3) How is L related to you?
6/12 ^.^
4) Does Y know Z?
yup. he's god
5) If C betrays you, will you kill Him/Her?
most probably not, but if its something the magnitude of worldwide disaster i may consider.
6) If K steals your boyfriend/girlfriend, what will you do?
Hmm. Nah not possible
7) What if B tells you that he/she has a crush on you?
Hehe. Very funny. Hes on an abstinence period AND maybe already has some1
8) Will you and M get into a fight?
A bitchfight maybe
9) Who does R have a crush on?
hmm. not the type. Lady gaga i guess
10) If G call you a bitch, what will you do?
Erm. Call him back?
11) What's the relationship between you and E?
Good friends
12) Who is I's best friend?
the 2M people
13) Who does Z likes?
Me ^.^
14) What color does Y likes?
how am i supposed to know what god likes.
15) Where does G lives?
I have no idea. I guess in the middle of sg thats all i can guess out.
16) Did you and C had a fight before?
Minor tension thats all. No fights
17) Who is H's Best Friend?
I think Fadhli
18) What can you say about T?
Her emo post on her blog really scared me
19) What if W tells you that he/she has a crush on you?
Thats impossible.
20) Tag 10 People to do this Quiz Done.
Labels: Bored, friends, good news, hehe, Rp, time waster, Tragedy, WTF
Tinted Tuesday, February 10, 2009
I am in a point of my lfie when I am unable to decide what to do.
Firstly. Mushrooms or cheese bread for supper. These are the painstaking heartwrenching decisions one has to make everyday.
No but really, life has not been good for me. My CCA is in Shambles, because two core CCAs is not good for you. :/. Just joined Raffles Players(technically, but ive been doing drama since sec1), and SYF is coming up soon. Gym attendance is very much non existent.
School is also bad. 3scihist was kinda a rushed decision. I am slightly doubting my choice.
And, it has also just occured to me that I HAVE NO LIFE. ARRGH.
EMO. ARGH
However, in the midst of all this sorrow (>.<) , good news is that unknownst to me ,i was nominated for a scholarship called the YDSP (young defence scientists programme) scholarship. Interview tmrw!! -.-
Now time to study for bio test, prepare for interview, do Chinese presentation, do math, prep for chem test, prep for RE. AHHHHH
Firstly. Mushrooms or cheese bread for supper. These are the painstaking heartwrenching decisions one has to make everyday.
No but really, life has not been good for me. My CCA is in Shambles, because two core CCAs is not good for you. :/. Just joined Raffles Players(technically, but ive been doing drama since sec1), and SYF is coming up soon. Gym attendance is very much non existent.
School is also bad. 3scihist was kinda a rushed decision. I am slightly doubting my choice.
And, it has also just occured to me that I HAVE NO LIFE. ARRGH.
EMO. ARGH
However, in the midst of all this sorrow (>.<) , good news is that unknownst to me ,i was nominated for a scholarship called the YDSP (young defence scientists programme) scholarship. Interview tmrw!! -.-
Now time to study for bio test, prepare for interview, do Chinese presentation, do math, prep for chem test, prep for RE. AHHHHH
Tinted Friday, January 2, 2009
hehe. Another back from the dead experience
See the new year has been hilarious. small little things make it so.
However my new class has really been quite unfriendly to me. Firstly, i have mr Jee as my ft. ENough said. Now im no racist but there are 13 malays in my class. the whole class will turn so clique-y, with socializing being top priority. MY GOD. Nvm that.
We will discuss more tragedies. First day planning was shit. there were long waits(those you experience at wedding dinner when waiting for the lovebirds). we waited a whole hour for activities to begin.
however, that said the RJ PRINCIPAL is a very fresh person. alot better than bobby koh =.=. Shes quite the speaker, and a new face for 2009.
Anyway, i wont go down without a fight.
On a positive note, ive got new goals. :)
See the new year has been hilarious. small little things make it so.
However my new class has really been quite unfriendly to me. Firstly, i have mr Jee as my ft. ENough said. Now im no racist but there are 13 malays in my class. the whole class will turn so clique-y, with socializing being top priority. MY GOD. Nvm that.
We will discuss more tragedies. First day planning was shit. there were long waits(those you experience at wedding dinner when waiting for the lovebirds). we waited a whole hour for activities to begin.
however, that said the RJ PRINCIPAL is a very fresh person. alot better than bobby koh =.=. Shes quite the speaker, and a new face for 2009.
Anyway, i wont go down without a fight.
On a positive note, ive got new goals. :)
Tinted Thursday, December 11, 2008
So what happened a few days ago was that me & kaicong watched 4 christmases together at AMk hub.
hehe. I laughed my tooth out. And im not kidding i thinking my left front tooth tried to kick away my bottom right tooth when i was choking on all the movie had to offer. That was very funky.
And now my favourite time wasters. This is from tabbies's blog, but i don't think she'll mind.
Dear -someone-,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (_1_).I think I realised it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_). I’m sure you’re (_6_) enough to understand (_7_). I’m returning (_8_) to you, but I’ll keep (_9_) as a memory. You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).(_12_),-Your name-
hehe. here goes nothing. Highlight to see the other optionsZ!!!!!
1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re mean
Other - I’m in love with your cat
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my butt
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétienv
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - IgnoreBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5. What’s the colour of your undies?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs- Man
O.C.- Emotional
One Tree Hill- Open
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost- High
House- Sly
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news- Scarred
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy- Senile
Top Model- Middle-class
Annat- Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks (how should I describe this? Lets call it the 'after finishing MOI feeling'.)
Dear Jesus,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re mean.I think I realised it when you smacked my butt at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I’m returning your car to you, but I’ll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I’m scratching my ass as you read this.
Go Milk a Cow,
Shawn
hehe. I laughed my tooth out. And im not kidding i thinking my left front tooth tried to kick away my bottom right tooth when i was choking on all the movie had to offer. That was very funky.
And now my favourite time wasters. This is from tabbies's blog, but i don't think she'll mind.
Dear -someone-,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (_1_).I think I realised it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_). I’m sure you’re (_6_) enough to understand (_7_). I’m returning (_8_) to you, but I’ll keep (_9_) as a memory. You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).(_12_),-Your name-
hehe. here goes nothing. Highlight to see the other optionsZ!!!!!
1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re mean
Other - I’m in love with your cat
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my butt
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétienv
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - IgnoreBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5. What’s the colour of your undies?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs- Man
O.C.- Emotional
One Tree Hill- Open
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost- High
House- Sly
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news- Scarred
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy- Senile
Top Model- Middle-class
Annat- Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks (how should I describe this? Lets call it the 'after finishing MOI feeling'.)
8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car
I have checkered walls... Like a chessboard black and white
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your leg
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other – I’m scratching my ass as you read this
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness
Spain - Go drown yourself
Dear Jesus,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re mean.I think I realised it when you smacked my butt at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I’m returning your car to you, but I’ll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I’m scratching my ass as you read this.
Go Milk a Cow,
Shawn
Tinted Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Ok I think most yall have heard of jennifer hudson's(jhud) sad case. Her brother, mother and nephew were murder in cold blood by someone. The police suspect her ex-brother in law. whatever the case, everyone's best wishes go to her(or at least act if you dont know who she is).
Next tragedy. MY BLOGSKIN still looks like this. I want a new blogskin. Or at least teach my how to do it! SOON PLZ! As they say teach the man how to fish.
Next tragedy. Tmrw we will lan with Ms Tan. Now she doesnt look like the CS type, so i assume dota. Now I hope she is not too pro or else her, andre and ryan in one team will not lose to anyone. And terry is coming. I hope he can pull down a few pros so its more equal.
Enough with tragedies. i auditioned for Raffles players and i think i made it.... Hope..
Next tragedy. MY BLOGSKIN still looks like this. I want a new blogskin. Or at least teach my how to do it! SOON PLZ! As they say teach the man how to fish.
Next tragedy. Tmrw we will lan with Ms Tan. Now she doesnt look like the CS type, so i assume dota. Now I hope she is not too pro or else her, andre and ryan in one team will not lose to anyone. And terry is coming. I hope he can pull down a few pros so its more equal.
Enough with tragedies. i auditioned for Raffles players and i think i made it.... Hope..