SHAWNOLOGY

I'm restarting this blogging process because a) some of my friends are still blogging/have begun blogging again and it makes such an interesting read(save for ~~a few~~ one cryptic motherf---er) and so I'd thought I'd return the favour! b) Clare tells me to and she says it's carthartic.

HENCEFORTH BEGINS A SERIES OF COMPLETELY NON-SEQUITUR THOUGHTS. I find such a thought process has come to define Shawn.

1
I'm really doubting the Carthasis that comes out of this blogging process! I Mean there's always this public audience; no matter how small, and the fact that shit stays forever online and there might be unforeseen consequences to what you post ie, @Steph! I guess this lends itself to the problem that out of the many facets of Shawn or experiences I do have, only the few that coincide with my preffered 'me' will surface.
How's that Carthatic in any sense? The Greek assume Cartharsis correctly as perceived by an AUDIENCE member because the extremely complicated internal dealings of a person in response to tragedy were (hopefully) completely honest to each individual and each individual could respond to the unnerving truths they had seen. But consider that what I put up is not 100% me, not because I'm fake(maybe la) but because there is so much of.. well, me that scares me? And that also had irreparable implications.

Also, I have a personal written diary so I much prefer that.

2
This is really random, but since I've already reflected about 2012 let me be shallow and share the most shallow thing I reflected upon which was my looks. Haha I really do believe I am strangely comfortable with the way I look now. Exeunt

3
I can't stand people who act like they are totally in demand in any group even when theyre not. AND EVEN WHEN THEY ARE ACTUALLY. It lends no support to the group and it's dynamics. The veracity of your "in-demandness" lends no credit to your behaviour. Seriously? Why would you that? To seem cool? and Popular? I thought such concepts dated in the teens and we are WAAAAAYY past that? No friends then hang out, busy then dont. WHAT THE F--- is the problem what strange demented, tormented Mean Girls quote have you come to identify with that causes such behaviour?
Worse still are people who judge me when I genuinely have no idea what to do but just want to weld a group and gel a group together and be a part of that group. This is in reference to no group in particular and don't guess because I have a fair share too many. Scratch that I think there's nothing wrong with wanting a million friends and being sincere is wanting to be that close to all of them. If I let you read my like an open book, accept the fact and move on. Read the damn book!
WHY JUDGE ME FOR BEING SO OPEN SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT?
I'm not entirely sure if being that open book is entirely my decision, and it doesn't matter. I just hope people are still naive enough to believe what I choose to! And perspicacious enough to deduce that such a belief is still very much worth holding on to.

4
Turn towards brevity?! Brevity is the soul of wit but damn son, your potrait of a mofo thousand words is typed by a bunch of monkey jamming keys. There is but that much meaning in gibberish.

You're not a poet, your not a guy whose name starts with th and has references to a penis.

What is the point of an audience if the title is longer that the story.

THIS AINT SCOODY DOO

THIS AINT GOONI GOO GOO

THIS AINT POETRY SLAM.

(non sequitur)

what kind of performance is this

Get a diary. This thought belongs in a diary hahahaha.

5
I love Cloud Atlas @Sudeep if you are reading. #YOUYND
Just a movie with such intricate attention to detail and Im a detail nigger so yeah.
So much to think about to and yes so much to feel.

Sigh I need a vlog thoughts are just slowly slipping out of my head.

Labels: birthdays, good news, hehe, long post, NOT happy, time waster, wasting time

Wheehee.

There's really nothing nicer than to have people who just give.

Really. I mean yesterday my friend's mum bought me a Krumpler bag(the normal one) and his sis bought me a shirt. I looked at the price tag(of the shirt) when i got home and i saw 69.90. yeaouch. Anyways, its all a long story why I got these presents so here goes.

Chronicles of the fair Lady Krumpler and Sir Puma:
Hehe. so what happenened is my friends phails at ss. PHAILS. so he needed a ss file for the retest. this is a really awesome friend, btw. like we both have the same interests in movies and music. now that is RARE considering my weird myriad of tastes. we both like DREAMGIRLS. singing loudly, singing diva songs loudly, disturbing neighbours, and black people. haha. so i went ot his house just to hangout and we like karaoked alot of songs that erm. sorta disturbed the neighbourhood, and we both look like crazy people when we sing. yeah. HAHA

so anyway, his mum borrowed my ss file for him. and erm, also we're really close. i guess. oh yeah and i helped his sis in some drama thing(more in pt.2), and apparently it really helped her. and she takes me like a godchild. so while on the way back to their house.

She said "Shawn ah mai gei ni"
I was like "wut?"
And she was like " bu yong ke qi la. na la na la"

Chronicles of the fair Lady Krumpler and Sir Puma(pt.2):
So his sister is like vp of the hcjc drama club(AWESUM). and so they have yearly camps where that have secondary school participants and they need to send invites everyyear. they usually have 30 participants. they had 14. so a week before she asked me to muster as many ri boys as i could, so i enlisted rp(GO RP) and some random ppl that my juniors knew. tada! out came 8(or 9?) boys and the attendace shot up by erm. eh. i cant do math. but alot %. Luckily there were alot of chij girls, or the gender ratio would have been weird. and his sis said that RGS(looking at you,clare) participates every year, but this year, in her own words "they have some stupid artsfest thing". I agreed with her. the camp was awesome and those rgs girls sure missed out on alot. So they she was like thank god for you peeps, or else there would have been more facilitators than partipants. and so she bought me the shirt and told her mum, who in turn bought me the bag. yeaouch. anyways, their awesome people, with alot of cash.

~the end~

time to talk about the rest of life. which is erm.

.wait for it.

NOTHING. D:

Well actually no. Went to JJ's house on like the 17th, dont rmbr exactly when but i played rock band for the first time, with bryan. it was before bryan was gonna leave for franch for 5 weeks. (JEALOUS MUCH) anyway they both have the game at home. so i was the noob. and i cant really do much but Sing. (YESH I CAN SING CLAR) so i sang like 7 diff. songs I HAD NEVER HEARD BEFORE all about 70 percent score but had a song i was really good at 97% erm. i think its by fall out boy? dead on arrival or something. anyways rock aint my music. i mean look above for lady gaga.

I SWEAR, i really hate the songs in that game, but hey, music is music,and i got 97%. awesome right! and i dont even know the songs. then they wanted to sing some rock song that i didnt know. surprise surprise! you;re not gonna find a nine inch nails or KISS fan here. so i started drumming. on easy mode. and i failed twice. but hey, im learning. always am. never did try out guitar. we ended up stopping and the day became boring as we debated on what movie to watch. sadly. bryan wanted american pie and jj wanted something touching. i couldnt be bothered so i tried karaokeparty, but failed since there was no mic. and then we ended up wqsting time and then dinner with pizza wathcing death race. and then they playing fifa xbox soccer. buh, while i went up to househunt and all my other facebook apps. i came down and palyed 2 games and i'm never playing fifa xbox again. they even named a move after me.

Shawn. defn: the kick the ball out after a few successive kicks.
defn2: shoot at the audience

So yeah. and then bryan lost really badly with erm a penalty shot. and they started wrestling. its fun to see kids fight. anyway after 15 rounds they decided it was a tied, but i still think jj won. fun stuff. then i went home, driving bryan to the mrt with me as well.

okay erm. i really think thats about all that happened since the holidays, other than camp react, but i think camp react should be said through pictures so thats in "videos of shawn" on facebook. haha. like 5 minutes of montage. likea 50000 word essay.

oh and yeah. my sec4 year WILL be a blast for RP. i will ensure it.

Labels: Bored, friends, Happy, hehe, long post, plans, wasting time

Have been at a camp recently, quite cool, wrote 2 poems during one of the workshops. those who take lit(looking at you, clar), don't scorn me. I thought I wrote these better than the ones 612 paid for.

Amsterdam
The wrong house I appear in tonight
in the lonely dusk of Amsterdam
Walking to the Bar, fight or flight?
The bathtub, Weed, am i quite right?

Then we had to apply for a job "poetically". heres my attempt

A job

A quick intro to myself
But I must first say
Cats in the workplace are a no-no
Dedication and determination from me is
Expected, as the same is my pay
For I am a
General Manager and
Half a million per annum is
In my expectation, hopefully yours too.
Jake, my son takes up weekends and
Kelly, my girl has
Late night class on
Monday so a 5 day work week with Monday
Nights off would be great.
Of course, I was once in jail, I took my mother's
Pension money, I was
Quite funny how she
Ranted at me and
Sued me... Sorry, off
Tangent. Hopefully, I'll get the job.
Unqualified, I'm sure I am not but
Veering towards what you might expect.
Whatever happens, I'm going for my
X-ray next.
You should call me, and by the way, your
Zipper is unzipped.

Labels: end of eoys, Happy, hehe, piles of homework, Rp

haha ms ivy lee-wong, or just ms lee to us, was on some advert for some facial product.

i can now say, i've been taught by 2 models, one ms ivy lee, and one imelda chang(go rlp! woohoo0!)

Labels: end of eoys, hehe, WTF

OMG GOSH EXAM ARR OVER.

*Does weird crunk dance, the sort you see in the 80s videos that doesn't really look like dancing, but more like arms and legs in particularly pattern-like movement, like what the Zohan dances like, you know that sort of dancing*

*Cools Down*

*you might see so many typos that you'll think that i'm insane, but I am, SO GET USED TO IT*

*does the pop'n'lock dance wildly. wiki/google that*

Phew. Alrite. Now that i'm sane, or less insane than my usual self, let me chronicle my life thus far in this harrowing eoy period. *pauses*

LIFE HAS BEEN AWESOME.

Yup, contrary to what most people would feel, life in Boarding gives the EOY period a new freshness, I guess. I mean how often do you actually have the discipline to sit down and do 400 marks worth of math? Only when eveyrone around you is doing that same. And how often can you just pop by to your neighbours room and sit down and eat cup noodles(free.btw) and study bio, or teach them chem(rhymes). ITS FRIKING AWESOME. Anyway, i've got one week left in boarding, i've got an awesome/weird roomie(no not awesomely weird) and hes got similar views with me on life and all and we can tlak about stuff, AND he's in a external chinese drama club, and how cool is that! So i'll be missing him once boarding life is over, and altho we'll meet in school it'll be different as friends nia. ROOMIES FTW! And erm everytihng boarding ghas with it as well. Really missing the lifestlye soon even thou i have like 1.5 weeks of boaridng left.

Right, now to talk about other stuff. Those from SHPS, ya'll know Sanat? The 6/9 dude? No?

*silence*

Okay anyways he was my classmate in p3 and we always compared abt who was funnier and all, and I guess he is now, but after I left for GEP never tot I would see ihm again but we're in the SAME FRIKING CLASS NOW, and hes so lame lunch with him is truly awesome. Although I am still smarter than him I mean 3.65> 3.2-3.3 right? Anyways, never tot and it truly been a great surprise to meet him again. Sanat most probably will never read this but if your seeing this, you're a great friend!

Right. about yesterday. I was STARING at clare on the train and my ri friends tot I was looking her up(wtf, classmates?!) and I kinda looked like a pervert. but anyway, it took clare a total number of 6 stops before she was like SHAWN! SORRYX10. I was kinda amused. And we didnt talk , since ti would be awkward for the 2 groups of friends. Really wanted to walk over and ask u where mg is today, and what to do since our exams are over(take that AYJ) at mg, and I DONT HAVE CARDS, but my immature friends were teasing me. GROW UP CLASS MATES. Buh if you're thinking why i was on the train with them in the first place, it's because there the only ppl in my class to live in the east.

And about MG. CLAR YOU HAVE to show me the fonnian lore, I keep hearing about and it already sounds like such a deep unirverse with so much to explore! I heard i got a tribe names after my barbequing expertise. hmm. waiting for that. And there so much to it I HAVE TO READ/SEE IT!

And about after exams plans I HAVE NOT IDEA WHAT IMA GONNA DO? Im thinking of finding a job, learning a new language, getitng fitter, learn a new skill and slack. COME ON 6.12/3c/RP give me ideas and things to do!

hmm. about RP. I really wonder whats gonna happen next year. I can only hope and wish.

ps. Bryan seethor are you happy now that I;ve given you Sb+ for your bday! HUH? HUH? gah why am i so nice to you

Labels: birthdays, Bored, end of eoys, Fail, friends, good news, guilty, Happy, hehe, long post, Must Watch, plans, wasting time

I went to watch the play "The importance of Being Earnest" yesterday night.

It was absolutely awesome. It was an all-male cast, I was seriously afraid that it would become an all out drag affair. It almost did at the beginning, but that was because the audience was squeamish, and the audience soon got desensitized and managed to look at the play the way it was. Which by the way was so many things that made so much sense.

I will not type out a review, but real props to Mr Ivan Heng, whose portrayal was unbelievably convincing. His(or her) presence simply dominated the stage, and he brought the ensemble to a whole new level of energy. Not to mention he was hilarious too. Got his autograph haha.

Also Oscar Wilde is a true genius for writing this script, which themes still holds true until now. Unlike Shakespeare and his totally out of touch Winter's Tale.
Had fun with you all Rp guys!

OK i will also use this post as a homework list.

1. English commentary and prepare of the in class assignment.
2. history preparation for in class deabte(essay)
3. Math Assignment.
4. Chem equations.

Hope to do at least one of these at the mugger group.

Labels: friends, Happy, hehe, Must Watch, oscars, piles of homework, plans, Rp

I have no time!

My holidays are so tiring. Let me share with you my daily schedule for the last week:

Monday: RP Syf from like 7 to 2, Then went to YDSP ceremony. Back home at 6. Homework after homework. Slack then Sleep.

Monday was great. At least I had free time to start on my physics and bio hw. The ydsp ceremony was memorable(and i'm kinda late about this post, but i was busy), the reception was fine and the guest of honours minster of def is TALL. And it felt great to wear a blazier and feel all prepped up. But my picture at the slideshow was so UGLY. They asked for a passport sized photo at the start of the process and i sent them my old one in P5! didnt know they were gonna show it to everyone...!The people there presenting were dedicated, though to say the least. Big shoutout HI to the girl sitting beside me! Thanks for the short chat, made me feel less bored and nervous ,since the guy to my right was so hostile. Heres how it went with me and him.

Me: Hi

Him: *silence*

Me: Ok nvm

Tueday: FREE DAY YEY!

Happy to do nothing on that day.

Wednesday: Full day of drama.

Started of with alot of groundwork for our props. We have to throw bricks at each other. Heavy, but i got used to it. ALOT of tightening of our play, at last, it looks like a piece of art now. Esp. liked our chereography for the battle scene, really fitting with the music. Ended at about 6 and justed chatted with RP ppl. Fun thing to do, really.

Thurday: Prep For SCSF

Yup. Prep. Took awhile but got the organisation down

Friday:SYF training in the morning

Yup. Again training. Spent afternoon slacking(again) with RP peeps. Went home to do homework.

Saturday(yesterday): SCSF then SYF training for dram AGain.

SCSF. Seemed really simple, the event, but then again it was great. Presentation to the judges, I felt, was mediocre and seemed really bad cuz we werent fluent or anything. there were 6 awards, 3 honarary and nickel(bronze), palladium(silver) and platinium(gold). When they annouced that the 3 honorary awards weren't for us, i almost knew we failed. Then the bronze wasn't ours either. But then we won silver! I mean it was the shock of my life lol. Cool medal, and got vouchers to spend on presents for the sec 3 RP and daniel (Earth Wind and Water and earth). Shoutout to you all too. Drama was fun, but nobody got the name of the competition right. They kept saying SFFC and SSECF and all the acronyms BUT SCSF. Basically they made fun of the name of the competition. AND they were also surprised that I won. Training was great, our last run was tight, and felt very complete. Anyways after that had a very long dinner chat with Zhiyuan, Greg and Chia. Good times lol. Stood there just listening to the basker at J8. Hes a real pro. Shoutout to the whole RP. and my science grp.

Weeks been busy. I need some rest.

Wow this sure is a long post

Labels: friends, Happy, hehe, long post, plans, Rp, wasting time

I DID IT>

I DID IT>

I GOT THE YDSP SCHOLARSHIP!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT !!! I"M STILL READING JUST TO MAKE SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YATTTAA

(THATS FOR AYJ WHO SAID ONLY SOMEONE WITH 4.7 COULD GET IT)

on a separate note, RP is awesome. Its the only cca ive ever looked forward to, and the people there are great(most of the time), AND its some thing ive always wanted, ANd its fun.

I'm in lalaland.

But not for long, cuz theres hist cct tmrw which i havent mugged for.

(random post)

Labels: good news, Happy, hehe, Rp, wasting time, WTF

1: Besides your lips , where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
what kinda question is this? ive only been kissed on the cheek, and it's great to be loved, esp. during valentines so i guess cheeks would b the answer.

2: How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
Very dry and my nasal cavity was totally blocked.

3: Who was the last person you took a photo with?
Hmm i guess it would be mariah carey. wait hold on that was in my dreams so i guess it would be a family photo a few weeks ago lol.

4: Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
No. But i can be a real ***tard sometimes

5: Would you ever donate blood?
I guess. But depends on how drunk i was and how much i felt indebted to the world.

6: Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
... Yes

7: Do you want someone dead?
Now? Yes. But its dormant so i guess it not much of a threat to whoever is reading this.

8:What does your last text message say?
Happy 13th of friday and valentines eve. :/. Wait i just got one while typing this: remember that there is SYF training for RP tmrw!!! (darn)

9:What are you thinking of right now?
whether i'll get my YDSP scholarship and how bored i am to actually do this.

10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?
Yes.

11: What time did you go to sleep last night?
11.30~~++

12: Where did you buy the T-shirt you are wearing now ?
I got it as a handmedown from my neighbour lol. it's really tight

13: Is someone on your mind right now?
erm. what kinda question is this again? yes i guess

14: Who was the last person to text you?
zac teo saying to come to training tmrw lol.

10 PEOPLE TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ(IDK if theyve already done since this is very late) :
1.Kai Cong(update more lor, what happened to the drama you always talked about last time?)
2. Kelson(get your blog up again plz)
3. Bum :) (you may have done so many that i think you've done this)
4. Tabby i guess?
5. Clar
6. hmm Joshua Ttc if you have a blog
7. Maybelle if you have a blog
8. Ryan (but your blog is dead so w/e)
9. Yi Ming, if you update anymore
10. Clare if you havent done it

15: Who is 2 having a relationship with? (kelson)
hmm. =) nope can't figure it out

16: Is 3 a male or a female? (bum)
korean & kinky. totally different catergorisically and hard to decide as well. see his candid fb photos to see what i mean =*)

17: If 7 and 10 get together will that be a good thing?(maybelle and clare)
As friends, yes. As anything else, nu huh

18: What is Number 1 studying about? (Kaicong)
Now? I guess he's sick so get well soon but most probably geog or math or sumthing

19: When was the last time you had a chat with them?
i think all within 1 month

20: Is Number 4 single? (tabby)
hm. IDK. ^^

21: Say something about Number 2. (Kelson)
hes. very bookwormy and also more imptantly malaysian

22: What do you think about Number 3 and 6 being together?(bum and joshua)
No way.

23: Describe Number 9.
He's very nice but so temperamental

24: What will you do if Number 6 and 7 fight? (Joshuat and maybelle)
erm. i have no idea.

25: Do you like Number 8? (Ryan)
as a friend yes.

1) Name a friend from A-Z
A-Ayj
B- Bum
C- Clare
D- duggal
E- edward(foo or tan)
F- Fonny
G-greg antono
H- Hafeez? we're classmates but idk
I- Irvin
J-Jia Jin
K-Kimberly
L-Lim
M-Mush
N-Nick Neo
O-Ong Junlin(cousin lol)
P- does poh simon count
Q- does quek theophilus count
R- Richard
S- Sanat. S people are rare
T- Tabby
U- wow. Really hard
V-Viet!
W-Wei Peng
X- X?? who in the world? wait hold on Xie wan yu(fiona xie lol)
Y- hmm. LEMME THINk. Yahweh?
Z- yiZhuan

2) Can R&S be together in a boygirl relationship?
no fking way

3) How is L related to you?
6/12 ^.^

4) Does Y know Z?
yup. he's god

5) If C betrays you, will you kill Him/Her?
most probably not, but if its something the magnitude of worldwide disaster i may consider.

6) If K steals your boyfriend/girlfriend, what will you do?
Hmm. Nah not possible

7) What if B tells you that he/she has a crush on you?
Hehe. Very funny. Hes on an abstinence period AND maybe already has some1

8) Will you and M get into a fight?
A bitchfight maybe

9) Who does R have a crush on?
hmm. not the type. Lady gaga i guess

10) If G call you a bitch, what will you do?
Erm. Call him back?

11) What's the relationship between you and E?
Good friends

12) Who is I's best friend?
the 2M people

13) Who does Z likes?
Me ^.^

14) What color does Y likes?
how am i supposed to know what god likes.

15) Where does G lives?
I have no idea. I guess in the middle of sg thats all i can guess out.

16) Did you and C had a fight before?
Minor tension thats all. No fights

17) Who is H's Best Friend?
I think Fadhli

18) What can you say about T?
Her emo post on her blog really scared me

19) What if W tells you that he/she has a crush on you?
Thats impossible.

20) Tag 10 People to do this Quiz Done.

Labels: Bored, friends, good news, hehe, Rp, time waster, Tragedy, WTF

I am in a point of my lfie when I am unable to decide what to do.

Firstly. Mushrooms or cheese bread for supper. These are the painstaking heartwrenching decisions one has to make everyday.

No but really, life has not been good for me. My CCA is in Shambles, because two core CCAs is not good for you. :/. Just joined Raffles Players(technically, but ive been doing drama since sec1), and SYF is coming up soon. Gym attendance is very much non existent.

School is also bad. 3scihist was kinda a rushed decision. I am slightly doubting my choice.

And, it has also just occured to me that I HAVE NO LIFE. ARRGH.
EMO. ARGH

However, in the midst of all this sorrow (>.<) , good news is that unknownst to me ,i was nominated for a scholarship called the YDSP (young defence scientists programme) scholarship. Interview tmrw!! -.-

Now time to study for bio test, prepare for interview, do Chinese presentation, do math, prep for chem test, prep for RE. AHHHHH

Labels: Fail, friends, good news, hehe, Tragedy

So what happened a few days ago was that me & kaicong watched 4 christmases together at AMk hub.

hehe. I laughed my tooth out. And im not kidding i thinking my left front tooth tried to kick away my bottom right tooth when i was choking on all the movie had to offer. That was very funky.

And now my favourite time wasters. This is from tabbies's blog, but i don't think she'll mind.

Dear -someone-,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (_1_).I think I realised it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_). I’m sure you’re (_6_) enough to understand (_7_). I’m returning (_8_) to you, but I’ll keep (_9_) as a memory. You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).(_12_),-Your name-

hehe. here goes nothing. Highlight to see the other optionsZ!!!!!

1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re mean
Other - I’m in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my butt
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétienv
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - IgnoreBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What’s the colour of your undies?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs- Man
O.C.- Emotional
One Tree Hill- Open
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost- High
House- Sly
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news- Scarred
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy- Senile
Top Model- Middle-class
Annat- Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks (how should I describe this? Lets call it the 'after finishing MOI feeling'.)

8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

I have checkered walls... Like a chessboard black and white

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your leg
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other – I’m scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness
Spain - Go drown yourself

Before you go on. Don't ask why i am not wearing undies or a shirt.

Dear Jesus,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re mean.I think I realised it when you smacked my butt at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I’m returning your car to you, but I’ll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I’m scratching my ass as you read this.

Go Milk a Cow,
Shawn

Labels: Bored, friends, hehe, movies, time waster, Tragedy

Yups. it's official. Shawn's blog is dead. What he is trying to do is and some funk into it so it relives. At the moment, however, the blog is dead, so condolensences are much appreciated at the CIA headquarters, where the pitiful blog was electrocuted in a sofa with bits of copper attched to it.
*Bows head in reverance*

Onto today's funeral processions

CRV(Which stands for Cranky Repository Vehicle for those who don't understand)

Dumbshits its a 2 day chalet with half of the former 6/12 + Kimberly, who i remembered as a short girl with didnt like veggies.

Okok it started off great, with random playing cards and teaching everyone(actually just slime and the girls) how to play bridge, taiti, hearts and playing a game of saboteur. Then came the much awaited barbayque.

Then it started to drizzle. Then drip. Then half of Yahweh's bodily reservoir came down upon us like a yellow river. We were trying to get a damn fire started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Making Toolkit includes:
Cow Shit
Charcoal
Butter and all sorts of animal oil
Lighter fluid
Slime, Shawn and Lim Jing blowing at the fire.(details coming)

When the charcoal started to light up, no doubt in thanks to the light fluid brought by commando slime, me and him started to blow. At the fire, lah! we blew and huffed and blew the house down!! Hold on, that strike me as odd. Oh yes, we huffed and we puffed and created a blazing fireball in the middle of a monsoon downpour. I cannot reiterate how proud i, being a outside noob, created a fire in such conditions, along with the allmighty SlimeRambo, ofcourse.

Pah. then came night. Obviously no hanky panky, 6/12 is smarter than that. some ppl watched V for vendetta past midnight while i just slept. i slept for 3 hours then the noise gang raving aobut the movie came and disrupted my sleep. Pah. Then i slept.

I must say the next morning was a very fulfilling time. We walked to the beach, and saw what i thought was a mirage when i was told it was our motherly water selling neighbour. I scorned at that but looked forward to the sunrise anyway. But before that happens, I must say gate climbing is realling a career i'd like to get into. You see, the gate was supposed to open at 6, but we were there and it was locked shut. We got to the decision to climb over it. My being the gymnast i am, got to try first. It was relatively easy. I cannot say the same for clare. My god i was like a scene out of a vampire flick except the vampire was a gate.

Nevermind that. After we figured that the sun was gonna show itself beside a bloody harbour, we decided to take jumpshots, which are like picture of you jumping for glee and apparently falling over. hehe. very bimbo, i thought, then we got to the point where i decided facial tics were fun to do. boy was i wrong. Some will understand me. I hope most won't

Then we went to play cards again. Then came what scared to little shit outta me. Bowling. Seeming suburban and fun, but never done beofre by this guy called Shawn. Suprisingly, he had the best score... of 77. well it was a start and 3 strikes isn't THAT bad right?

Nevermind, the day we invented something so great. The Fonthian counting system. Or was it Fonese. Nevermind. I wont reveal the details. But it does include wumbidil, which is indian for 9, you could have figured it out throught the bloody damn mrt message that keeps saying " wumbidil, wumbidil, wumbidil". And "ululullulululu", which stands for 11. We also tried out the mysterious ticking noise video, which i must say phailed so miserably that i can;t even say its a valiant effort. At least we had fun lol.

Then we watched poto. hehe if you don;t understand. An E6 made my day!!!! I love arias.

The next day i was stumped. I forgot everything that had happened on that day. Anyone fill me in?

I got alot to say to keep this blog breathing . Its getting late. Tmr, maybe?

Labels: Chalet, Fail, Funerals, hehe, Math